Nicholas Ceppaglia

Nicholas jokes about bachelorette party woman telling him to shave (looks like rapist), responds 'you look like a victim,' she says not funny, he says 'Shut up, bitch. Yes it is,' then adds she was anorexic so 'got her again' by saying he's not into fat chicks.

• Woman at bar said I look like rapist; I said you look like victim; she complained; I said shut up bitch yes it is.
• Can't kill spider because of white girlfriend; found out it's black widow; on mushrooms realized it's my black mom.
• Doctor told me to turn head and cough; asked why; he said doesn't want cough in face; fair point.

Nicholas talks about his job as a door guy at the comedy club, interactions with guests, a joke about calling someone a slur, and a bit about writing a book called 'My Cough' about childhood asthma.

• Book about asthma called 'My Cough' playing on disease title wordplay

Autistic 2-year-old niece joke about putting her down, homeless under bridge joke, asking homeless for change. Crude, offensive material. Returning performer.

• Asked brother when they'll 'put down' 2-year-old autistic daughter
• Likes when it rains so homeless stay under bridge

Nicholas joked about opening a gay coffee shop, friends making fun of him for going to gay bars for free drinks, and palm readers never seeing his masturbation coming.

• Gay coffee shop called 'The Gay Cafe' with 'Big Black Coffee' as best seller
• Palm readers don't see masturbation coming when he gets palm read after jacking off