Kill Tony #539 — Ryan J Ebelt

Set: Hans discussed lying to get laid, comparing the Confederate flag to failed divorce, and circumcision through evolutionary lens. He mentioned working with Tony Hinchcliffe, Joe Rogan, and Ron White.

Interview: Hans is a regular who house sits multiple properties and lives in a van. He recently finished house sitting and admitted the 'getting laid' part was creative license. He attended a Christmas Eve party where he insulted the host.

Set: Noah discussed turning 38 with fucked up coping mechanisms, an ex-fiancée who cheated with a married man and stole his car, and a girlfriend who searched for other women's hairs in his bed.

Interview: Noah is a professional drummer who previously battled Joel on the show in Hollywood. He books comedy and metal shows, tours professionally as a drummer, and teaches kids rock and roll. His fiancée cheated while he was on tour with a band.

Set: Nicholas joked about opening a gay coffee shop, friends making fun of him for going to gay bars for free drinks, and palm readers never seeing his masturbation coming.

Interview: Nicholas is 34, from Fresno California, moved to Austin 6 weeks ago to pursue comedy full-time. He's been doing stand-up for 7 years part-time and worked as a coroner transport at a mortuary company at age 22.

Set: Katt discussed a guy rubbing her clit incorrectly, and dated a wine guy who described women like wine, keeping one in his basement for seven years.

Interview: Katt has been doing stand-up for 9 months, all in Austin. She's from Beaumont and works as a research coordinator at a tech company. She has a 5-year-old Corgi heeler mix dog and likes to play piano.

Set: John did material about growing up in a trailer park, rescuing dogs being relocation not rescue, and the smell of trailer parks.

Interview: John served in the Army as 11 Bravo infantry, was thrown from a Humvee at Fort Hood damaging his spinal cord. He was near the Fort Hood shooting. He's a comedian for 7.5 years, came up in Phoenix. He has three kids ages 7, 9, 11 and does Thanksmas.

Set: CJ did controversial material about defending white men, discussing how white guys say 'brother' as diet version of N-word, and a rape accusation from college that changed his approach to sex.

Interview: CJ was in the Army as a tank mechanic at Fort Hood, now manages his uncle's bars on West 6th Street in Austin. He had a viral video taking a shot out of a girl's butthole with Casamigos trying to get sponsored.

Set: Holly joked about coming out as fat to her thin parents who wanted her to find an eating disorder, experimenting with being fat in college, and coming out as also eating pussy.

Interview: Holly has been doing comedy 2+ years in Texas, originally from Corpus Christi. Works at Central Texas Food Bank safety testing incoming food. Lost 20 pounds since pandemic but people didn't notice due to her size.

Set: David discussed parents lying about kids being able to be anything, US only needing 400 doctors, Chick-fil-A vs Burger King service quality, and society needing people to work deli meat slicers.

Interview: David is a comedy legend opening for Rogan, Schultz and others. A white girl from Tennessee bought him a ticket to the show. He spent Christmas in LA, bought kids Gucci and Balenciaga, has three kids by a white Swedish woman.