KILL TONY Wiki

Kill Tony #614 — Dave Attell, Jeff Ross

📅 May 29, 2023 📍 Austin, TX Comedy Mothership 🎤 16 comedians ⭐ 3 regulars

Guests: Dave Attell · Jeff Ross

Open on YouTube ↗

Lineup

1

Hans Kim

Regular

Set: Hans discussed sexual timing with girlfriends, erectile dysfunction, and UFC fights as foreplay. He sang 'Hey There Delilah' and discussed Korean massage techniques.

Interview: Hans confirmed he tries to have sex with his girlfriend constantly, discussed his recent karaoke at Zilker Park, and performed an impromptu song for the panel.

Bits:
  • Girls get mad when you want sex after they get ready—that's when they look hottest.
  • Erectile dysfunction makes TSA easier because they can barely feel the love of a woman.
Moments:
  • Hans sings 'Hey There Delilah' with impressive vocal performance
2

Lucas Gootz

Set: Lucas discussed his friend Jerry's morgue job, his girlfriend getting fat and looking like Mike Wazowski, her infidelity, and her pregnancy. He made a roulette joke about the baby's race.

Interview: Lucas confirmed he's part Jewish and German, discussed moving to Austin from Bryan-College Station, working at HEB in produce, and his nervous speech patterns.

Bits:
  • Best friend Jerry got morgue job, old guy caught eating dead body's booty.
  • Girlfriend looks like Mike Wazowski from Monster Inc with big round body.
3

Jackson Leon

Set: Jackson described seeing a woman on 6th Street with her stomach hanging below her pelvis, possibly from liposuction. Set was largely descriptive with minimal punchlines.

Interview: Jackson confirmed he's done stand-up 7-8 times, has $7,000 saved, traveled to DC and Pittsburgh, and discussed trying to buy weed in DC as a gift.

Bits:
  • Woman on 6th Street with stomach hanging down from liposuction.
  • DC weed gifting loophole—you buy art or shirt to get weed as gift.
Moments:
  • Roasted heavily for having no punchlines and talking about homeless people
4

Enrique Chacon

Set: Enrique discussed looking like a woman's prison gang leader, entering a lesbian bar, being hit on by a lesbian who triggered his 'G-spot,' and calling factory reset on himself.

Interview: Enrique discussed working at Bucky's, living on 7-acre property with tarantulas, chipping his tooth, and was invited to do a guest spot by Dave Attell for his sold-out shows.

Bits:
  • Looks like gang leader of woman's prison, enters lesbian bar.
  • Lesbian hit G-spot, factory reset iPhone comparison for body reaction.
Moments:
  • Golden ticket winner from 5 years ago, received guest spot invitation from Dave Attell
  • Made migrant joke about tarantulas in Texas
5

Logan Farr

Set: Logan discussed being hit by a train on his 21st birthday, losing both legs, choosing black prosthetics because they're faster, and being 6'2" now instead of 5'11".

Interview: Logan detailed the train accident from his deployment birthday celebration, discussed coaching Jiu Jitsu, competes with prosthetics, and has a positive attitude about his past.

Bits:
  • Got hit by train on 21st birthday—be specific with birthday wishes.
  • Black legs are faster, matches his dick—darker joke about race and prosthetics.
Moments:
  • Received guest spot invitation from Dave Attell and Tony
  • Joked about being on 'fast track' after accident
6

Derek Dimpfl

Set: Derek discussed being autistic and micro-dosing special needs daily, his father's model train hobby, preferring pixelated pornography for eye contact, and working as a substitute teacher.

Interview: Derek revealed his full name is Napoleon Something Dynamite McGee, has two trans sisters, sells beer in alleyways, and used to do 5-minute sets in high school classes.

Bits:
  • I'm autistic, micro-dosing special needs every day.
  • Favorite pornography has eye contact, doesn't matter if pixelated.
Moments:
  • Met Tony two Christmases ago at Friends Bar, latchkey with Bob Flacco
7

David Lucas

Regular

Set: David discussed roaches being disrespected insects, made controversial statements about slavery being beneficial, discussed lynching as social control, and targeted Kodak Black specifically.

Interview: David did a Super Bowl peanut commercial with Jeff Ross, discussed his headlining dates in Baltimore and Philly, and had a roasting battle with Dave and Jeff.

Bits:
  • Roaches disrespected in insect community, nobody saves them.
  • Happy white people brought him from Africa, needs public lynchings.
Moments:
  • Roasting battle with Dave Attell and Jeff Ross with escalating intensity
8

Tito

Set: Tito discussed being mistaken for gay despite being Puerto Rican, confusion about his Mexican-Puerto Rican heritage, white women thinking he's Black, and looking like a musical bad guy.

Interview: Tito confirmed he's from Chicago, runs an Amazon store and Airbnb in Mexico City, drives Lyft, and has been doing stand-up for five years.

Bits:
  • Half Mexican, half Puerto Rican—confusing in both countries.
  • White women think I'm Black guy, I dance and tap like musical bad guy.
Moments:
  • Performed pop-and-lock dance battle during interview
9

Renea Ortiz

Set: Renea discussed making far-right laugh while having a death threat in Mexico, danced with a distillery owner's daughter at a wedding in Tequila, jumped out a window, and left via a three-month blister walk.

Interview: Renea moved to Austin two weeks ago, only performed stand-up three times, was in bands playing clarinet and saxophone, and walked from Chihuahua Mexico to Texas as a citizen.

Bits:
  • Can make far-right laugh but jokes are hate crimes in Mexico.
  • Danced with distillery owner's daughter, jumped window, walked three months with blisters.
Moments:
  • Revealed lost virginity at 13 at garden party with multiple girls
10

Ahren Belisle

Set: Ahren, who has cerebral palsy affecting his speech, made jokes about difficulty with jackets, pooping at Home Depot, stealing a TV at Best Buy, hitting a cyclist, and keeping heads in freezer.

Interview: Ahren discussed his service dog who projectile poops in airports, being at Zilker Park karaoke with Hans, and his determination to stay in Austin until Tuesday.

Bits:
  • Many things harder for me—jacket, texting while driving.
  • Hit cyclist with car, they said I'm inspiring, so I backed up over legs.
Moments:
  • Golden ticket winner making jokes about Logan Farr's new black legs
  • Performed Mr. Roboto song during interview segment
11

Zach Leboza

Set: Zach discussed his girlfriend's cancer, the haircut, people asking how to help, and dating someone with cancer including breast loss and replacement with implants.

Interview: Zach confirmed he's from Chicago, has been with his girlfriend for six years who had breast cancer, has been doing stand-up for eight years, and works as bartender at pizza place.

Bits:
  • Girlfriend has cancer she crowd hated then grew on her—haircut joke.
  • Breast cancer means I'm ass man now, looking at last time we make love.
12

Miles Joyner

Set: Miles discussed a bad job interview in Austin due to an Indian guy, moving to Texas for a girl who cheated with his best friend, and wanting to share everything in threes.

Interview: Miles confirmed this was his first time doing stand-up, discovered comedy while binging Louis C.K. after girlfriend cheated, and took shrooms before finding out about the cheating.

Bits:
  • Job interview failed because Indian guy messed up halfway across the world.
  • Girlfriend cheated with best friend, would have shared everything in threes.
Moments:
  • Announced punchline without delivering it, deconstructed comedy format
13

Kylie Kaiser

Set: Kylie discussed dumb advice for single people, relationship ending, Eat Pray Love vs drink cry fuck reality, being called 'little buddy' mid-sex, and identifying red flags about military men.

Interview: Kylie confirmed four months performing after nearly a year writing, all in Austin, was competitive bikini bodybuilder, now does freelance copywriting for fitness professionals, received guest spot from Dave Attell.

Bits:
  • Friends say opportunity for Eat Pray Love, looks more like drink cry fuck.
  • Guy called me 'little buddy' during sex—friend-zoned while still inside me.
Moments:
  • Received guest spot invitation from Dave Attell for Wednesday night sold-out show

Interview: Dave arrived late from yoga in Tony's Corvette, discussed his tour dates at Chumash Casino June 23rd with Jeff Ross, and interacted with multiple bucket pull comedians throughout the episode.

Moments:
  • Invited multiple comedians to guest spots including Enrique Chacon and Kylie Kaiser

Interview: Jeff discussed being on Kill Tony for nearly 10 years, his mentorship with Tony, his roast battle judging the night before, and tour dates in Portland, Detroit, and Boston.

Moments:
  • Mentioned leaving Monday dinky shows in Comedy Store belly room to pursue stand-up