Kill Tony #614 — Dave Attell, Jeff Ross

Set: Hans discussed sexual timing with girlfriends, erectile dysfunction, and UFC fights as foreplay. He sang 'Hey There Delilah' and discussed Korean massage techniques.

Interview: Hans confirmed he tries to have sex with his girlfriend constantly, discussed his recent karaoke at Zilker Park, and performed an impromptu song for the panel.

Set: Lucas discussed his friend Jerry's morgue job, his girlfriend getting fat and looking like Mike Wazowski, her infidelity, and her pregnancy. He made a roulette joke about the baby's race.

Interview: Lucas confirmed he's part Jewish and German, discussed moving to Austin from Bryan-College Station, working at HEB in produce, and his nervous speech patterns.

Set: Jackson described seeing a woman on 6th Street with her stomach hanging below her pelvis, possibly from liposuction. Set was largely descriptive with minimal punchlines.

Interview: Jackson confirmed he's done stand-up 7-8 times, has $7,000 saved, traveled to DC and Pittsburgh, and discussed trying to buy weed in DC as a gift.

Set: Enrique discussed looking like a woman's prison gang leader, entering a lesbian bar, being hit on by a lesbian who triggered his 'G-spot,' and calling factory reset on himself.

Interview: Enrique discussed working at Bucky's, living on 7-acre property with tarantulas, chipping his tooth, and was invited to do a guest spot by Dave Attell for his sold-out shows.

Set: Logan discussed being hit by a train on his 21st birthday, losing both legs, choosing black prosthetics because they're faster, and being 6'2" now instead of 5'11".

Interview: Logan detailed the train accident from his deployment birthday celebration, discussed coaching Jiu Jitsu, competes with prosthetics, and has a positive attitude about his past.

Set: Derek discussed being autistic and micro-dosing special needs daily, his father's model train hobby, preferring pixelated pornography for eye contact, and working as a substitute teacher.

Interview: Derek revealed his full name is Napoleon Something Dynamite McGee, has two trans sisters, sells beer in alleyways, and used to do 5-minute sets in high school classes.

Set: David discussed roaches being disrespected insects, made controversial statements about slavery being beneficial, discussed lynching as social control, and targeted Kodak Black specifically.

Interview: David did a Super Bowl peanut commercial with Jeff Ross, discussed his headlining dates in Baltimore and Philly, and had a roasting battle with Dave and Jeff.

Set: Tito discussed being mistaken for gay despite being Puerto Rican, confusion about his Mexican-Puerto Rican heritage, white women thinking he's Black, and looking like a musical bad guy.

Interview: Tito confirmed he's from Chicago, runs an Amazon store and Airbnb in Mexico City, drives Lyft, and has been doing stand-up for five years.

Set: Renea discussed making far-right laugh while having a death threat in Mexico, danced with a distillery owner's daughter at a wedding in Tequila, jumped out a window, and left via a three-month blister walk.

Interview: Renea moved to Austin two weeks ago, only performed stand-up three times, was in bands playing clarinet and saxophone, and walked from Chihuahua Mexico to Texas as a citizen.

Set: Ahren, who has cerebral palsy affecting his speech, made jokes about difficulty with jackets, pooping at Home Depot, stealing a TV at Best Buy, hitting a cyclist, and keeping heads in freezer.

Interview: Ahren discussed his service dog who projectile poops in airports, being at Zilker Park karaoke with Hans, and his determination to stay in Austin until Tuesday.

Set: Zach discussed his girlfriend's cancer, the haircut, people asking how to help, and dating someone with cancer including breast loss and replacement with implants.

Interview: Zach confirmed he's from Chicago, has been with his girlfriend for six years who had breast cancer, has been doing stand-up for eight years, and works as bartender at pizza place.

Set: Miles discussed a bad job interview in Austin due to an Indian guy, moving to Texas for a girl who cheated with his best friend, and wanting to share everything in threes.

Interview: Miles confirmed this was his first time doing stand-up, discovered comedy while binging Louis C.K. after girlfriend cheated, and took shrooms before finding out about the cheating.

Set: Kylie discussed dumb advice for single people, relationship ending, Eat Pray Love vs drink cry fuck reality, being called 'little buddy' mid-sex, and identifying red flags about military men.

Interview: Kylie confirmed four months performing after nearly a year writing, all in Austin, was competitive bikini bodybuilder, now does freelance copywriting for fitness professionals, received guest spot from Dave Attell.