Kill Tony #615 — Theo Von

Set: Enrique discusses El Salvador, pupusas, and makes comparisons between pupusas and female anatomy. Discusses his girlfriend who is 6'1", mixed race, and owns a pharmaceutical company.

Interview: Enrique reveals his girlfriend owns a pharmaceutical company, works at Buc-ee's, uses nicotine pouches, and is considering marriage after four years together.

Set: Kyle performs jokes about woke culture, gendered language, masculinity rumors, and dating app mishaps on Facebook Marketplace.

Interview: Kyle reveals he got a DWI while sober due to not understanding flashing red lights, has been sober six years, was doing Uber Eats, and got a number from a 20-year-old girl at work while claiming to be 25.

Set: Matt discusses being between religions, Facebook Marketplace dates, AI-generated funny/offensive content, and using AI to help with flirting.

Interview: Matt is 27, moved to Austin in February from parents' house, works fast food, dropped out of school, is Nation of Islam member, and has one or two black friends.

Set: Daniel, who is disabled, discusses benefits of disability, dating non-disabled women, girlfriend's nicknames for him (Speed Racer, Twin Towers), and an inappropriate sexual comment from girlfriend.

Interview: Daniel is from San Antonio, unemployed, has been doing stand-up 2.5 years, was a Paralympic sprinter, won bronze medal, moving to Austin in two weeks.

Set: Ron tells a detailed story about having a stomach virus, feeling constipated, and then realizing he had actually shit his pants while wearing new Lululemon pants.

Interview: Tony discusses Ron's impact on Kill Tony club, his mentorship to Tony, and the club's financial model supporting comedians. Ron was brought to perform as special unannounced guest.

Set: Colton discusses David Draiman from Disturb, the bald community, and inappropriate comments people make to bald men.

Interview: Colton reveals he works as waiter at Sunset Strip comedy club, acts, does Uber driving, and aspires to be a barista. Claims to have more consensual sex than expected and plays serial killers on TV.

Set: Karen jokes about her name being 'the new dick,' women's liberation, and how women had better treatment historically before equality.

Interview: Karen is 65, first-time performer, taught drunk driving school for 10 years in California, discussed tips for avoiding DUI, January 6 Capitol attendance, and relationship with her 71-year-old husband of 41 years.

Set: Carly jokes about having sex on first dates, getting fewer text responses than Amber alerts, and a situationship where her partner loved her but wasn't in love.

Interview: Carly has been performing 2 years, moved to Austin in September from Phoenix, previously performed under stage name Bester McGillicuddy, works as barista, was engaged but fiance was cheating with four women including his sister-in-law.

Set: William discusses dogs identifying as cats at vet office, a dog's last meal being Jordan sneakers, horses on board of directors that only neigh (never vote yay), and a steroid-enhanced horse that set home run records.

Interview: William recently got into hockey, discussing Derek Boogaard's suicide, owes Theo Von $20,000 that he mentions multiple times, has sciatic nerve issues, recently downloaded Diablo 4 with level 47 necromancer, works at vet making $18/hour.