Enrique Chacon

Chacon performs an extended set about erectile dysfunction, gas station boner pills with animal names, heart palpitations, and relationship challenges.

• Gas station boner pills named after animals causing concern
• Vanilla Gorilla vs Black Mamba vs Black Rhino pill choice

Enrique opened with observational humor about Houston culture, immigration anxieties under ICE enforcement, and a relationship story involving rescuing cats to impress his girlfriend. He discussed using his blue heeler dog for small talk and navigating different Houston neighborhoods.

• ICE killing white people; can't hide in Lululemon
• Rescued 34 cats to impress girlfriend into animal rescue
• Uses blue heeler dog for small talk with older white guys

Enrique discusses his girlfriend freezing eggs, Spanish accents in Texas, and his rural property with 17 animals including goats, ducks, chickens, and squirrels.

• Girlfriend froze eggs for $14k; egg prices are high.
• Spanish in Texas sounds like British battle rap vs weed whacker.

Immigration and deportation jokes about appearing illegal, DACA status, and family topics. Heavy physical comedy with extreme sweating.

• I'm a transation—good at Rubik's cube, not transition surgery
• Dad tortured communists; torture with cold water seemed gay if done to him

Enrique discusses abusing his own food supply while driving Uber Eats, weight gain, his girlfriend sucking his breasts, and the resulting orgasms.

• Abusing Uber Eats supply leading to contaminating customer food orders.
• Girlfriend unexpectedly sucking his breasts due to his weight gain.

Enrique did material about being an illegal alien, the immigration problem with 15,000 daily migrants, border security using shipping containers and Wipeout balls, requiring American Ninja Warrior skills to cross.

• UNO reverse card for border identification since he's not legal
• Border security with shipping containers, razor blades, Wipeout balls
• Must be American Ninja Warrior to cross border now

Enrique performed a golden ticket minute about his aggressive dog, school shooter mom defense analogy, lack of insurance, and comparing his only insurance to a Virgin Mary candle and Vicks.

• Defending aggressive dog sounds like school shooter's mom defense
• Dog has Allstate insurance but he only has Virgin Mary candle

Excessive sweating identifies as Baptist preacher in summer and brisket, sweating at mall mistaken for mental health crisis, waterboarding girlfriend with sweat during sex.

• Sweats so much identifies as Baptist preacher in summer
• Waterboards girlfriend with sweat during missionary sex in sweat town
• Sweating at mall mistaken for mental health crisis vs regular health crisis

Jokes about trying to look more manly, ended up looking like Kim Jong-un's sister, girlfriend 6'1 half black/white, he's 5'7 with heels, worrying kids will lack father figure if they're taller, first black club experience where guy approached him during twerk music.

• Trying to be manly with boots, looks like Kim Jong-un's sister
• Girlfriend 6'1, he's 5'7 with heels, worried kids taller means no dad
• First black club, guy asked if could handle girlfriend twerking, couldn't

Jokes about partying with white dudes, feeding homeless people vegan tacos which turned illegal, and being mistaken for homeless himself when police arrived.

• White dudes with green hair have good weed and party hard
• Homeless people don't care about vegan food, just want money for sex
• Claimed to be homeless to police to avoid arrest for prostitution

Enrique performs as a former fifth grade art teacher who sold Adderall, then taught at a Mexican school. He describes feeling like a mama duck vs. coyote smuggler when taking kids to lunch while high.

• Student's $900/week allowance exceeds teacher salary
• High while walking kids to lunch feels like coyote smuggling

Enrique discusses El Salvador, pupusas, and makes comparisons between pupusas and female anatomy. Discusses his girlfriend who is 6'1", mixed race, and owns a pharmaceutical company.

• Pupusas confused with slang; like warm pockets, sometimes cheesy.
• Girlfriend 6'1" mixed race; feels like conquistador during intimate moments.

Enrique discussed looking like a woman's prison gang leader, entering a lesbian bar, being hit on by a lesbian who triggered his 'G-spot,' and calling factory reset on himself.

• Looks like gang leader of woman's prison, enters lesbian bar.
• Lesbian hit G-spot, factory reset iPhone comparison for body reaction.

Enrique discussed being bullied for being 5'2" and called baby empanada. He joined the football team with other chubby Latino kids and later was called anteater. He told a story about a girl who compared his foreskin to E.T. in a basket.

• Nicknamed baby empanada for being 5'2"; at least he was delicious.
• Girl said his uncircumcised foreskin looked like E.T. in basket with blanket; told him 'Enrique phone home.'

Jokes about brewery in Conroe where white people wouldn't learn his name, called him 'Amigo' and 'Tres Leches', one guy asked a crude sexual joke about Latino sounds.

• White guy at brewery makes racist joke asking for Latino bedroom noise

Enrique discusses being called a ten-year-old lesbian, having feminine face with masculine shoulders making him look strongest in yoga class, uses racial code-switching for different friend groups.

• Called ten-year-old lesbian, has feminine face masculine shoulders, looks strongest guy at yoga class.
• Girlfriend is biracial and taller, during sex positions resembles chihuahua trying to help husky.

No set recap for this appearance.

Enrique's second ever show, discusses seeing multiple matte black cops at schoolhouse, thinking there's an active shooter, panicking and yelling at friend Susan to get down, then realizing the shooter isn't there, deciding to go get a Starbucks coffee instead despite the threat level.

• Saw four matte black cops at schoolhouse, thought active shooter happening
• Yelling at friend Susan to get down, then realizes shooter isn't there
• Decides to skip active shooter threat for Starbucks coffee instead