Kill Tony #708 — H Foley, Kevin Ryan
Guests: H Foley · Kevin Ryan
Lineup
Set: Immigration and deportation jokes about appearing illegal, DACA status, and family topics. Heavy physical comedy with extreme sweating.
Interview: Discussed DACA status, girlfriend, new Airbnb business, compression jeans, and family history. Tony remarked on his excessive sweating.
- I'm a transation—good at Rubik's cube, not transition surgery
- Dad tortured communists; torture with cold water seemed gay if done to him
- Tony comments on visible sweat pouring down face despite 67° temperature
- Wristband and ring too tight, hand appears to be swelling
Set: Eavesdropping stories including misinterpreting Holocaust reference as personal drama. Jokes about dog and landlord, keeping things quiet.
Interview: First time on show, 2 years of standup, from Solvang California, works in Disney advertising, husband is also a comedian, family owns Danish bakery making gingerbread houses.
- Mistook black couple's Anne Frank story for interesting woman named Jana's past
- Dog barking, pretend landlord coming to check on illegal dog
- H Foley extremely excited about gingerbread houses, slipping out of seat
- Kevin Ryan makes vagina candles joke about Goop/husband's employer
Set: Boyfriend suction jokes, straight people observations, 90-year-old great-grandma commentary on race. Dark humor about colorization and family.
Interview: Second appearance, lives in Austin, no formal job, with partner 5 years, cooking/cleaning/sexual duties, 27 years old, from El Paso, family wants to be entertainers.
- Boyfriend wants to suck dick after work; straight people like cow tipping
- Great-grandma: worst thing to be is white queer; God took time coloring us in
- Tony visibly blushing and tiptoe-ing around Phoenix's physicality and energy
- Phoenix reveals she's a championship dancer and highest-paid drag queen in Texas
- Dance break on stage with band playing 'Dude Looks Like a Lady'
Set: Mormon door-knock story, exploited mom for chores, uses Mormon labor for free yard work. Clean punchline about mother's efficiency.
Interview: Married to Brook Redell, 1 year standup after wife started, high school sweethearts, only Jews in Finnish/Danish town, drives 14-year-old BMW with gas leak.
- Mormons came to door, mom exploited them for yard work and chores
- Adam married to just-pulled comedian Brook Redell, pulled two spots after her
Set: Puberty jokes, selling children commercial parody, Michelle Obama impression, creepy voiceover work for Disney and commercials.
Interview: Returning performer, works in tech, wants voiceover/comedy, moved back from Costa Rica, bad at dating, goes swimming, has creepy demeanor.
- I am puberty; children commercial parody selling with disposability features
- Michelle Obama impression (minimal setup, carried by delivery)
- Tony and panel repeatedly comment on Javier's creepy energy and mustache
- Interactive date segment with Heidi where Javier completely bombs at dating conversation
Set: Kanye West/broke guy riff, thick women preferences, Mexican woman at Quinceañera breast-feeding story, horchata suckling joke.
Interview: Polarizing figure, merchandise stolen in Santa Fe, dating Buffalo doctor, had colon cancer scare from coffee bean, 3-year veteran.
- Kanye West quote about fat women meaning broke guy; section 8 housing joke
- Mexican woman at Quinceañera breast-feeding seven-year-old, her milk tasted like horchata
- Pure momentum performance, panel comments on his growth and potential relapse
- Merch stolen in Santa Fe; Tony asks crowd to find homeless people wearing Uncle Lazer merch
Set: Express fitting room story, hooking up story about saying wrong thing, asking her if he came after sex.
Interview: 3 years standup, Houston native, piano teacher, autistic diagnosis at 20, quit comedy 8 years, returned 6 months ago, too high-functioning for support groups.
- Yelled at ladies in fitting room; wrong delivery makes it seem like they did something
- Hooking up, she asked him to dirty talk; he called her a [ __ ]
- Colin plays piano on John De's instrument; De sarcastically appreciates performance
- Tony gives Colin golden ticket and guest spot Wednesday at Mothership; compares autism to Hans Kim
Gus Horn
Set: 32-year-old fat guy jokes, trainer asking goals, weight loss goal is to go skydiving twice due to weight limit.
Interview: Brazilian-German, nuclear engineer (Austria/Vienna and New Jersey), studying 8 years before comedy, now full-time 1.5 years, single for year after puppy breakup, staying with parents.
- Trainer asks goals; wants to see dick again without mirror
- Goal is to weigh less for skydiving; weight limit for gravity exists
- Dog Charlie called into show; Kevin jokes with dog voice
- Tony notes excessive sweating and aging appearance despite being 32
Set: Mime performance/character, minimal traditional jokes, silent physical comedy bits, Bourée joke interrupted.
Interview: Disappointing mime character, 6 months in, already disappointing before that, parents disappointed (father: college, mother: stripper), bartender for work.
- Being a mime, white people confusion, racist assumption
- First mime ever on Kill Tony; chose character over traditional standup
- Jasper mines along with band during interview; panel engaged in bit
- Tony references Gareth Pursehouse murder from bucket pull, only murder case involved
Seth Tilley
Set: Goodwill background check failure, airline job, pot smell in back room, upper lip insult comeback, Deliverance sequel joke.
Interview: Started April 1st (about 1 year), Lake Charles Louisiana native, eats crawfish, airline baggage handler, Xanax addiction (1.5 years sober), master's in Criminal Justice, computer work.
- Goodwill rejected him, now airline worker, pot smell in back room ATL routing
- Female supervisor smells pot; he says 'upper lip'; she responds 'lower [ __ ]'
- Deliverance sequel called 'Deliverance OK' because volcanoes make mountains that can cliff hang
- Long wait for final bucket pull; Tony comments on production inefficiency
- Seth discusses Xanax addiction recovery, panel asks how it started
Set: President's Day joke about kneeling toward Washington Monument, Cliffhanger prequel volcano/mountain joke, Elon Musk/Social Security age joke, Germany hate speech irony.
Interview: Hall of Famer with most appearances ever, rowing 61 miles on rower since February, Blues Traveler fan, Volvo with broken volume, needs food but scared from past illness.
- Ramp up President's Day; kneel on rugs facing Washington Monument
- Cliffhanger prequel with volcano; mountains created for cliff-hanging
- Elon says millions on Social Security are 150-360 years old; Red Band's mom joke
- William gets 59.99 seconds on set; laments almost hitting minute
- Extended interview about rowing, Blues Traveler, Volvo volume, food concerns