Kill Tony #709 — Big Jay Oakerson, Bill Maher

Set: Opens with relief about election being over, then jokes about Trump blaming immigrants while Americans who've been here longer are the real problem. Makes Native American jokes and thanks Latino attendees.

Interview: Big Jay compliments his appearance and handsomeness. Discussion of Hans's hairless Asian body, pubic hair texture, and various grooming anecdotes including a Holocaust joke with his Jewish girlfriend.

Set: Joke about a porn ad featuring a man with a Pringles can-sized penis, discussing the mathematical implications of two similarly-sized penises in the same Pringles can with snacks still available.

Interview: Discussed his rental property business that's no longer profitable due to interest rates, his five years doing standup, and recently discovering he's Jewish after his grandfather's death.

Set: Does an impression of a threatening person who forgot his gun, then discusses watching JOI (jerk-off instruction) videos, noting they're always white women. Makes joke about needing a job.

Interview: Discussion of Miles's background working at the venue, his basketball position (plays the one and the five), meditation practice, and past gang affiliation (Black Disciples). Tony asks if he has younger female relatives.

Set: Eve discusses moving from New York to Austin, how people perceive her as a dirty Jew, and jokes about eating bacon and fork on bagels. Makes observations about everyone in Texas being stupid.

Interview: Revealed she's been doing standup for 12 years mostly in New York, spent her 20s teaching English in South Korea, and her mother died of a brain tumor when she was seven.

Set: Sharon discusses aging out of being a sugar baby, men wanting teenagers instead, and mentions dudes paying for sweaty socks. Has hyperhydrosis and jokes about financial independence.

Interview: Sharon revealed she's from San Antonio, is a carnivore who hunts and guts her own deer, trained by her uncle who was a Marine sniper, and shot a Mexican man who tried to break into her house three times with a 357 Magnum.

Set: Benjamin discusses smoking pot in the 80s and 90s, how coke made him watch 60 Minutes in seven minutes, and being called 'pendo Grande' (big funny man) by people in Tijuana.

Interview: Extensive story about stealing a color TV from a house in the 1970s while the owner was making a sandwich. Climbed a ladder, put TV on shed roof, drove around alley, grabbed it before watching Johnny Carson.

Set: Marvin jokes about wife making more money, he's the housewife, needs new weed dealer after voice texting about wanting dick, and hates Secret Santa at work because he draws coworkers he dislikes.

Interview: Starting new operations clerk job Monday at manufacturing company, was unemployed, has one child from age 18, had heart attack at 38 from poor diet.

Set: Chris jokes about being in Guinness Book of World Records for world's longest infant penis, but it was actually an umbilical cord measurement mistake lasting only one day.

Interview: Chris is a park ranger in Charlottesville Virginia who does education for parks, was in luge (not law enforcement previously), and spent time in Russia on US National Luge Team.

Set: Jarret does impression of male Kamala Harris saying 'hey man' repeatedly with no political content. Includes impression of his internal voice when jokes don't land.

Interview: 27-year-old from Texas (not California despite mother's association) doing standup for two years, visited Austin twice (once to the Domain with mom). Hit by 18-wheeler on motorcycle with no helmet, causing head trauma and recent move from parents.

Set: Kam discusses inspiring young black men through comedy, tells story about drug dealer turned pimp after seeing his set, making joke about transition from drug trafficking to sex trafficking being worse.