Gabriel Kerr
Gabriel Kerr has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Joke about a porn ad featuring a man with a Pringles can-sized penis, discussing the mathematical implications of two similarly-sized penises in the same Pringles can with snacks still available.
- Two guys with same-size dicks could both use a Pringles can simultaneously
Gabriel jokes about being high, a homeless man asking to hit a joint, and then asking to perform oral sex on his boyfriend.
- Homeless man in car asks to hit joint, then asks to suck boyfriend's dick.
Gabriel jokes about being a dad and his daughters being too pretty, questions paternity based on his attractiveness, discusses his long hair and body, and makes scale-based rating jokes.
- Daughters too pretty, suspicious of their mother's genetic contribution
- On straight scale 6, on gay scale 14 if you have daddy issues
- Hair cascades over ass like Shetland pony
Gabriel jokes about looking like Jason Momoa's before picture, discusses racial slur controversy where comedian was called racist while Asian comic was assumed shorter, makes punch-down jokes about Tony's height and Brad Williams' disability.
- You might recognize me as Jason Momoa's before picture.
- Racial slur controversy was weird double standard while assuming Asian comic shorter than Tony.