Collin Sledge

Collin performed jokes about ears-to-mouth ratio, fingering, girls faking orgasms, UTIs, and eye contact during sex. He mentioned his parents being in the audience and made a joke about pretending to be cucked by his evil twin during sex.

• God gave ten fingers so we should be fingering constantly
• Pee during sex not after; girlfriend says no eye contact during sex
• Make eye contact during sex with self in mirror; pretend evil twin

Golden ticket winner doing experimental set with Austin comedy impressions, fake tattoos, fake chains, and vape pen as props.

• Austin comic impression with fake tattoos, chains, and vape pen
• Tony is like a father to him, calls him gay retard like his dad does

Sledge opened with crude material about legal services and girlfriend complaints, covering check engine lights and comparing her story length unfavorably to his own experiences.

• Check engine light has feminine energy—something's wrong, girlfriend denies it
• Girlfriend thinks Godfather is too long but her coworker story is perfect

Golden ticket winner with observational comedy about bullying in school, nervousness around girls, and parental disapproval. Jokes about a sticker prank, his father's discouraging advice about girls, and his parents finding panties in his room.

• Kid put 'Kick me' sticker on him; he retaliated with target
• Girls more afraid of you than you of them; you're creepy
• Parents found panties in room; dad thought he was a girl

Colin discusses therapy/court order regarding guns, attempting to date a black woman and misunderstanding the G-spot, and getting a vasectomy consultation.

• On Hinge; not only in therapy but court-ordered; can't own guns.
• Black girlfriend asked about G-spot; thought gangsters hanging out.

Golden ticket winner performing his third appearance. Set included jokes about a Texas history teacher's comment about Mexican families, homemade cream pie videos, and therapy questions about homicidal thoughts.

• Texas teacher saying Mexican families jack off horses for money
• Giving parents homemade cream pie video instead of grandkids
• Therapist asking about homicidal thoughts, says 'I ain't gay'

Sledge joked about being fired from Chick-fil-A for delivery issues, never coasting on looks, and a date where the woman warned him she had pepper spray.

• Fired from Chick-fil-A for way of saying 'my pleasure'
• Woman on date warns him about pepper spray in purse

Express fitting room story, hooking up story about saying wrong thing, asking her if he came after sex.

• Yelled at ladies in fitting room; wrong delivery makes it seem like they did something
• Hooking up, she asked him to dirty talk; he called her a [ __ ]