Kill Tony #729 — Chris O'Connor, Ryan O'Neill

Set: Golden ticket winner with observational comedy about bullying in school, nervousness around girls, and parental disapproval. Jokes about a sticker prank, his father's discouraging advice about girls, and his parents finding panties in his room.

Interview: Discussed childhood bullying, living in parents' garage apartment at age 30, hitting birds with his car on the way to Austin, teaching piano, and his general life situation.

Set: Set about living in someone's garage, human trafficking, sister in LGBTQ community doing drunk stunts, sister working at Chick-fil-A as LGBTQCIA agent, immigration deportation, and claiming to be a happy drunk.

Interview: Discussed doing standup for about a year, starting at Secret Group in Houston, moving to Austin a month ago, and watched Kill Tony. Struggled to explain his jokes' logic, particularly the CIA Chick-fil-A reference.

Set: Dark comedy about losing virginity at Asian massage parlor with an older woman, providing explicit advice about paying for sex acts without condoms, and mentioning Mama-San.

Interview: Discussed being reformed after 20 years of marriage, working as National Guard recruiter in Michigan/New York/Chicago, using deception to recruit soldiers, recovering alcoholism traded for food addiction, and making massage parlor content videos.

Set: Dark comedy about a doctor arrested for trading sex for pills, the comedian being a patient who experienced unwanted sexual contact, and not knowing his insurance covered the encounter.

Interview: Three years of standup from Dayton, Ohio. Material scientist specializing in nano materials for aerospace/defense. Discussed 15-year marriage ending 2 months ago after discovering wife's infidelity through STI diagnosis, messages about meetups in woods, and suspicion about brother.

Set: Set about getting fired on Juneteenth by a white woman, observing white women looking better after realizing he needs money, and commentary on God's timing in his life.

Interview: Real name is Elgen. Been doing standup since 2021. Works as radio personality for iHeart writing jokes, taught tech at SMU and made white children cry by calling them selfish, married 276 days without sex.

Set: Set about injecting crack and heroin at 17 with older sister who was being pimped, fleeing from police, living in motel, sister's boyfriend stealing drugs, and dark family stories.

Interview: Five months of standup after moving to Austin from Michigan. Former welder with 4 years experience. Half white, half Mexican. Detailed drug use history at 17, sister's addiction and pimping, jaywalking arrest in Ohio, and sister now married barefoot.

Set: Set asking audience members what they do for living as setup to sushi chef joke at airport restaurant, eventually giving up and relinquishing time.

Interview: Second appearance on show after viral first appearance. Requested Dan Cook on panel. Discussed laser tag incident with real gun, Hillary Duff DM, viral fame from appearance, David Lucas Fishing Podcast, from Jersey, works comedy/used to sell drugs.

Set: Set about EFT tapping therapy, anxiety in social situations, therapist saying she has autism (she said she's Italian), working as cam girl during pandemic doing standup with vibrator while men asked her to pee.

Interview: Doing standup for 5 years in Austin. Unemployed but works as stripper on/off for 6 years. Discussed farting fetish client at strip club who paid $2000, crazy things at clubs, worked as ophalmologist technician, did 8 grams of mushrooms at Venice Beach, has autism.

Set: Set about teenager saying he looks like school shooter with insulin instead of bullets, comparing himself to Rosa Parks on airplanes with people staring, seeing fatter person in airport mirror.

Interview: Three years of standup, moved to Austin couple months ago from Detroit. Works at Jersey Mike's for 3 months. Former sous chef at bar in Detroit. Lost 150 pounds from 500 lbs by eating one 4000 calorie meal per day. Loves maps/geography, knows all state capitals.

Set: Set about name Max not being short for anything, older brother Nathaniel means 'gift from God', his name is number one dog name in world, being Jewish surprising no one, having mirror at home.

Interview: Moved to Austin 2 months ago after living in Thailand 5 years. Was scuba diving instructor in Thailand. Landed Southeast Asia January 8 2020 during COVID. Discussed lady boy situations, joined Kill Tony opening for Timmy No Breaks, Jewish identity.

Set: Set comparing anal sex to surgery with explicit details about preparation, drugs helping both, light bulbs being gay, and anal surgery being worst of both.

Interview: Five years of standup. Quit server job at Fresca's. Got foot in woman's vagina while hanging out with friend instead of work. Led to metal music video, canoe trip to Maine, now looking for work; thought he was on hot streak.