Kill Tony #744 — Ron White

Set: Set about his divorced parents, his mom's promiscuity, his dad's religious nature, and a story about swallowing Lifesavers during a parental argument to bring them together.

Interview: Discussion about his mom's behavior and smoking habits, with Ron praising his improvement as a comic over time.

Set: Set about wanting his own kids but not wanting sons who pull their pants down at urinals, proposing all-stall men's restrooms as a solution.

Interview: Discussion of his friendship with Cam Patterson who is now on SNL, his remote sales job selling software, and his failed relationship where he ditched his girlfriend during a caravan vacation.

Set: Set about Middle Eastern men not getting pussy, arranged marriage, goat trades, and how he steals from Whole Foods by weighing food on the side of the scale.

Interview: Discussion about his neighborhood, his love of mashed potatoes, how he steals from Whole Foods, and Ron White offering him a spot on his show tomorrow.

Set: Set starting with Texas reference, stories about prison, and racist jokes about Black people and Epstein Island at the end.

Interview: Discussed his previous appearance on the show, his improvement despite being booed, his door work at Dizzy Rooster, and Ron White's advice not to open with songs.

Set: Golden ticket winner doing experimental set with Austin comedy impressions, fake tattoos, fake chains, and vape pen as props.

Interview: Discussion about his girlfriend who runs shows in Houston, his love of Buc-ee's chocolate covered espresso beans, and a heartwarming thank-you letter from his dad about finally moving out of the guesthouse.

Set: Polish comedian on month-long US visit delivers set comparing Poland to Oklahoma, discussing German-Russian location, European geography, and comedy references.

Interview: Discussed his background as top 20 Polish comedian with 12 years experience, his first time shooting in America, Poland's lack of Black people, and Polish basketball players.

Set: Set about being a big Mexican with UTI from hot Cheeto fingers, jokes about Frank's RedHot, and dark jokes about paralyzed girls.

Interview: Discussed his previous appearance, his bar work, fear of big crowds, plans to do orgies to overcome crowd fear, video games, skateboarding, recreational drugs including acid and weed.

Set: Set about his mustache, looking like Caitlin Clark, love life being like a Redbox, sex tape joke about David Blaine, and porn availability in Texas.

Interview: First time on show, 8 years comedy experience from Springfield Missouri, moved to Austin a year ago, parents divorced, mom treats cancer, dad works at dock, now married with wife traveling to India for wastewater work.

Set: 12-year veteran dark comedy set about accidental gasoline ingestion, getting kicked out of hibachi restaurant while high, and working as a bar door guy using silly string and pepper spray.

Interview: Discussed his mom calling show the Apollo, his dad's advice about driving between Black dots on the map, his deceased father from kidney failure and diabetes, and working his way up from car wash GM.

Set: First-time set consisting entirely of riddles/questions: emoji color, Johnny Depp Amber Alert, non-binary people eating with sporks, plane landing panic, catfish vs swordfish.

Interview: 2 years comedy experience from Salt Lake City, Utah, married with two kids (5 and 2), works as Finnish carpenter installing doors and custom woodwork, uses questions as his comedic style.