Fuzzy Khilji
Fuzzy Khilji has performed on Kill Tony 7 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Set about Middle Eastern men not getting pussy, arranged marriage, goat trades, and how he steals from Whole Foods by weighing food on the side of the scale.
- Middle Eastern men get least pussy in America, study done with clipboard guy
- Arranged marriage with goat trade, groom already had sex with goat for years
- Stealing from Whole Foods by loading food on right side of scale, comes to $2
Fuzzy discusses the superpower of freezing time and the criminal activities one could commit, including bank robbery. He makes jokes about gender identity, Jewish people, and Pakistan.
- Freezing time allows bank robbery and relationship snooping
- If you're a girl you can look through his phone
Fuzzy discusses growing up Muslim and compares unfavorably to Christianity, joking that Muhammad was a fat white girl since there are no pictures of him.
- Jesus cool, Muhammad fat white girl since no pictures
- Car stolen four times, Kia boys viral TikTok trend
Muslim upbringing jokes about tattoos and heaven, Farishta angel bit. Jokes about Muslims at TSA compared to other religions.
- Mom said tattoos prevent Muslim heaven; counterargument: tattoo with Farishta's name
- Muslims go to same heaven as other religions; they just have to get through TSA
Fuzzy jokes about cleaning YouTube algorithm before dates, looking up OJ Simpson highlights, Shari Richardson weed ban, and smoking weed before racing in lane seven.
- Cleans YouTube algorithm before dates to hide competitive tag videos.
- Looked up OJ Simpson highlights before date because girl loved football and murder documentaries.
- Let Shari Richardson run and smoke joint in lane seven to make it fair.
Fuzzy performs about losing weight and struggling with women, using Muslim dating app Minder (now Salams). His best material involves fake profile pictures including him eating pork ribs with 'hashtag Ramadan' and smoking with the Bible.
- Profile on Muslim Tinder app: eating pork ribs with hashtag Ramadan.
- Girl thinks he's next Aziz Ansari because of comedy photos.
Jokes about World War Three brackets, country matchups, and geopolitics presented in a March Madness tournament format.
- Israel or Palestine matchup in World War Three bracket competition.
- Ghana as sleeper team in World War Three tournament bracket.