Kill Tony #681 — Greg Fitzsimmons, Sam Jay

Set: Heath jokes about his mother accidentally sending him nude photos via cell phone while he was scheduled for surgery in Alabama.

Interview: Tony and panel ask about the photo's origin, whether his mother was at the hospital, and Heath confirms he deleted the picture immediately.

Set: Fuzzy discusses growing up Muslim and compares unfavorably to Christianity, joking that Muhammad was a fat white girl since there are no pictures of him.

Interview: Tony probes Fuzzy's background, car theft issues (Kia boys), weight, and 9/11 whereabouts when Fuzzy was in Pakistan.

Set: Mackenzie performs a bit about Predator from the movie on To Catch a Predator, discusses homeschooling leading to porn addiction and unrealistic expectations of women.

Interview: Tony questions Mackenzie's transgender identity, Houston comedy background, work in marketing/editing, and hobbies including thrifting and scrapbooking.

Set: Goliath does only 40 seconds about his girlfriend naming his penis David, his family background (Navy dad, biker mom), and claims about his size.

Interview: Goliath discusses his sixth or seventh time on stage, tour management/security work, running underground music website in past, and tiny penis joke.

Set: Drew performs high-energy set about head injury recovery, The Wiggles tour, dating at Wiggles concert, and getting head in parking lot.

Interview: Tony and panel probe Drew's blackness claim, energy drink consumption (700mg caffeine daily), and failed recent date.

Set: Mitchell performs full 60 seconds of blind jokes: pulling fire alarm at blind school, blind school shooter joke, and dark humor throughout.

Interview: Extended interview where Tony brings out tape measure and scale to verify Mitchell's height and weight, finding him to be 5'5.5" and 130 lbs.

Set: Cain performs 60-second set about wasps spraying pheromones, jokes about women not having same warning system, compares to car airbags.

Interview: Tony learns Cain is Mexican, 27 years old (birthday today), works as Aviation Maintenance Technician, former 10-year boxer and Golden Glove Champion.

Set: Kam performs minute about Mormon gun collection, silencers on accountant's guns, and concern about casual gun violence.

Interview: Extensive interview where Kam discusses Utah trip with his father, porn star meeting, $5000 drunk basketball bet where Kam gave opponent water shots while drinking tequila, then transitions into the 'Black Spelling Bee' segment.

Set: Jake performs jokes about therapy and I-statements, abs being made in kitchen, vasectomy, Spider-Man/father comparison ending with father's suicide.

Interview: Tony learns Jake is from Houston, part of 'secret group' with McKenzie, has Black father (status unknown), works as nurse in prisons/jails, former Navy special operations medic.

Set: Joe performs shocking set about father's rape advice, conjoined twin scenario with conflicting consent, and 'nugget' (armless/legless woman) joke.

Interview: Tony learns Joe is from Youngstown, second appearance on show, previously mentioned cocaine and lost Amazon manager job after previous appearance.

Set: Uncle Lazer performs bit about Netflix and chill scenarios, sexual assault, losing taste/smell during COVID, crack smoking, and dissing House of Dragons being on Netflix.

Interview: Lazer apologizes for vomiting in Red Band's bathroom at Madison Square Garden, blames Aaron Rogers' dip nicotine, discusses drug use history and attempts to spell 'statistically'.