Kill Tony #509 — Luis J Gomez, Zac Amico
Guests: Luis J Gomez · Zac Amico
Lineup
Set: New material featuring jokes about pronouns, the border wall, trans cops, and his nostalgia for Chuck E. Cheese during the pandemic. Known for his notebook-style delivery.
Interview: Discussed his recent sobriety (over a week sober), his move to Austin from LA, and his love of HEB cinnamon raisin bread as a sweet replacement for alcohol.
- Barack Obama influence on Biden's border wall with ivy growing on it.
- Solution to police resistance: more trans female cops to confuse suspects.
- Chuck E. Cheese sending payment request emails while still in pandemic.
- William disclosed recent sobriety milestone of over a week, discussed cocaine use at the creek and cave club
Set: Jokes about World War Three brackets, country matchups, and geopolitics presented in a March Madness tournament format.
Interview: Revealed he's Pakistani, works at Dish Network as a trainer, uses the alias 'Frank' for his job, plays competitive Madden NFL, moved to Austin three months ago from Madison.
- Israel or Palestine matchup in World War Three bracket competition.
- Ghana as sleeper team in World War Three tournament bracket.
- Panel praised Fuzzy's confidence despite only one year of comedy experience
- Tony made joke about Fuzzy making jeans look like sweatpants, panel expressed love despite hating Pakistani people
Set: Jokes about runner's high not existing, getting into cardio, finding a diet suggesting pizza is healthier than cereal, and the soggy pizza in milk problem.
Interview: Third time on stage, works at The Blind Pig making cookies, very quiet voice, short, fighting baldness with Keeps, degree in ornamental horticulture, former marijuana industry worker, plays Rocket League at Grand Champ level.
- Runner's high doesn't exist; only high is smoking weed quarter mile in.
- Pizza for breakfast diet found online, struggled with pizza getting soggy in milk.
- Lewis pushed back against Tony for making fun of short people, Tony disagreed about editing concerns
- Jacob received small joke book instead of large one due to rough set being third time
Nate
Set: Jokes about his large family, mom's washing machine and stimulus checks, interest in ants (auntie pun), and self-describing as 'the aardvark' because ants are fucked around him.
Interview: Age 27, server and door guy at Hyenas in Dallas, planned move to Austin, injured arm from angle grinder incident, former beekeeper with scholarship, single, lacks special talents beyond rolling one-handed joints.
- Mom taking more loads than washing machine with 12+ siblings.
- Ants/auntie pun: 'the aardvark because when I'm around, ants are fucked'.
- Tony asked about love life, made premature ejaculator joke, Nate revealed recent hookup
- Nate attempted to roll one-handed joint but Tony cut it off as too dumb for podcast
Set: Jokes about not eating butt, wanting an Asian son for fashion, asking about back entrance at diner, and Vegas references.
Interview: Kill Tony regular, has tattoo on back of head from grandfather who hated white people, had early girlfriend Martha in 4th grade, extensive discussion about roasting dynamics and his relationships.
- Eating booty for guys who need housing, he has too much money.
- Wants Asian son so they both wear same Jordans.
- Extended roasting exchange between David and Lewis J Gomez, comparing each other's appearances
- David revealed grandfather hated white people, told story about warning him away from white girlfriend
Set: Long abortion joke about paying for friend's abortion, child became difficult, segued into offensive joke about Jews and slavery.
Interview: Italian Jewish, five years comedy experience, four years in LA, moved to Austin four months ago, sang opera, recently discovered sister is a stripper, dating a divorced woman with kids.
- Paid for friend's abortion but kid turned out terrible anyway.
- David performed opera singing, panel impressed with his vocal ability
- David revealed he serenaded his divorced girlfriend at her house which had a gun in it
Set: Jokes about losing 50 pounds and looking like an autistic Aaron Rodgers, comparison to Seth Rogen post-weight loss, working two shifts at McDonald's (McDouble pun).
Interview: From Milwaukee, six years accumulated comedy experience with breaks, passed out on forklift from beam hitting head, got concussion but didn't report due to smoking weed, experienced pussy-eating and blowjob demonstrations.
- Lost 50 pounds but now looks autistic Aaron Rodgers instead of fat.
- Working two McDonald's shifts: 'I worked at McDouble'.
- Tony requested Guy demonstrate pussy-eating and blowjob techniques on stage
- Tony called Guy 'faggot', Guy responded defensively, discussion about offensive language
Set: Jokes about 30-year-old dating a woman with 140 sexual partners, comparing exploration to famous explorers and Google Street View, Gen Z hand signals for gas pedal.
Interview: From Canada, mother was Miss Stag Exotica Canada five years running, made joke about Sikh turban that got him dropped from CBC special and album deal, visited Gurdwara and discussed lines with Sikh elders.
- Woman slept with 140 men; territory explored by Jacques Cousteau and Dora.
- Gen Z friend used Xbox controller motion for gas pedal instead of foot gesture.
- Brett disclosed losing CBC special and album deal over edited Sikh turban joke posted on anniversary of genocide
- Brett visited Gurdwara with 12 Sikh elders to discuss joke boundaries
- Tony called out Brett for claiming similar cancellation story but Brett's was self-inflicted vs external attack
Set: Jokes about Instagram blogs and personal content, girl carrying friend's ashes as party supplies, DM about Coke (the ashes), vows to never carry friend's ashes.
Interview: From LA, been trying to get on Kill Tony for two years, put Tony on vision board, praised by panel as potentially best female appearance on show.
- Girl posts holding ashes in glass bottle as 'partying with best friend'.
- Asked to share cocaine, learned it was friend's ashes, joked friend looks fun.
- Would never carry friend's ashes, couldn't stand losing them twice.
- Panel unanimously praised Stevana as potentially best female comedian appearance on Austin Kill Tony
- Stevana revealed she's been trying to get on show for two years, put Tony on vision board