David Centofanti

David performed tight material about weight loss from mushrooms, food pyramid observations while tripping, and casino/dice experiences. Clean execution with solid punchlines throughout.

• Lost 60 pounds via mushroom diet, questioned food pyramid design
• Dice are dominoes realizing they exist in third dimension

Jokes about body type for theft, mother visiting and smoking weed, wants to be first man on Mars to own slaves, then philosophical twist about who's remembered.

• Wants to be first man on Mars to own slaves

Long abortion joke about paying for friend's abortion, child became difficult, segued into offensive joke about Jews and slavery.

• Paid for friend's abortion but kid turned out terrible anyway.

David does observational comedy about summer (no school shootings), compares Black Panther and Titanic as films supported by Black community and white people drowning, and jokes about the DMV standing for domestic violence.

• Summer means no school shootings as incentive to get good grades
• Black Panther and Titanic both supported by Black community in different ways
• DMV stands for domestic violence, not Department of Motor Vehicles

David jokes about skinny people getting fat like old gay men coming out, comparing it to accepting oneself. References eating lasagna, fat parades with floats, milkshake song, opera singers not wearing belts, and tells fat people to 'take a knee.'

• Skinny people becoming fat like old gay men coming out, finally accepting themselves.
• Fat people have anthem 'My Milkshake' with 20 candy bars, charge for it.
• Opera singers can belt but can't wear a belt.