Kill Tony #511 — Danny Brown

Set: New Kill Tony regular delivers jokes about living in a van, dating challenges, and his Puerto Rican girlfriend who squirts. Covers Asian male fetishization and recent experiences with Black women.

Interview: Tony discusses Hans's background, his six-month relationship with a 38-year-old white woman, his communist beliefs, getting beaten by cops on acid in Seattle, and his recent sexual experiences.

Set: Moved from Key West to Austin, jokes about weather lies and snow on strippers' asses. Discusses 14-hour internet troll sessions and makes references to comedians in audience.

Interview: Tony discusses James's background as a deadhead, his interest in Grateful Dead and Fish, his brake-checking truckers hobby, and his sexual preferences. Reveals he's been attending comedy shows and traveling.

Set: Canadian comedian discusses septum piercings and vegans, attempts crowd work with over-40 audience members, and jokes about changing cultural sayings like 'Bob's your uncle' to 'Bob's your aunt'.

Interview: Tony addresses Brett's inappropriate crowd work on paying customers, discusses his touring in Canada, visa requirements, healthcare costs, and his hookup with a stripper named Kaylee at the Red Rose.

Set: Discusses father's failed pull-out game with five kids in four years, lessons about not hitting women learned from father, and punching a woman's son instead when spat upon.

Interview: Kyle reveals he moved from Columbus to San Diego during pandemic, then to Austin for stand-up. Discusses his construction background, six concussions from football, car buying while concussed, and robitussin/lean usage.

Set: Brazilian comedian with accent jokes about being from the dirty South. Discusses Brazilian army never being at war, soldiers in flip-flops and coconut helmets, and good Brazilian hookers.

Interview: Reveals he's a network engineer in healthcare, immigrated from Brazil in 2003, joined American army for Iraq war in 2004, married to American writer wife of 3 years, has two dogs.

Set: Does rapid-fire movie reviews critiquing plot holes and demanding representation. Reviews Gremlins, Hook, Schindler's List, Honey I Blew Up the Kid, Boss Baby 2, Darkest Hour, Fern Gully.

Interview: Tony celebrates William's 24 days sober, discusses his gut, food preferences at Whataburger and CM Smokehouse, new robot vacuum obsession, and recent sexual activity on floors with girlfriend.

Set: Jokes about body type for theft, mother visiting and smoking weed, wants to be first man on Mars to own slaves, then philosophical twist about who's remembered.

Interview: David discusses his recent appearance, dating a woman with four kids, paying for babysitter, his day trading success with AMG and Doge, getting a new boat, and girlfriend being 'healthy'.

Set: Grateful Nazis never existed so we don't call them concentration camps. Not gay but researches dick tattoos online, disappointed with quality. Under-25 girls have nicotine addictions to vapes.

Interview: Tyler is 22, works for flight school cleaning planes and as safety pilot. Dating a 25-year-old girl from Nepal whose family forbids her dating white guys. They've had sex but she won't officially date him.

Set: Lived in Florida's 500-mile trash peninsula. Ex-girlfriend was vegan and couldn't do doggy style due to cultural appropriation. Makes cryptography joke with Bloods/Bripto rebrand. Used Grindr to find skaters, found rollerbladers instead.

Interview: From Jacksonville, Florida, been doing stand-up 5 years, moved to Austin 5 months ago. Discusses living in South Austin, massive carnival line, abundance of mushrooms and cocaine in Austin.