Kill Tony #511 — Danny Brown
Guests: Danny Brown
Lineup
Set: New Kill Tony regular delivers jokes about living in a van, dating challenges, and his Puerto Rican girlfriend who squirts. Covers Asian male fetishization and recent experiences with Black women.
Interview: Tony discusses Hans's background, his six-month relationship with a 38-year-old white woman, his communist beliefs, getting beaten by cops on acid in Seattle, and his recent sexual experiences.
- Living in a van makes dating hard because ladies love shelter.
- Puerto Rican girlfriend with squirt ability called 'squirter rican'
- Hans reveals he got beaten by cops on acid on highway in Seattle, dropped all charges
- Tony and Danny riff on Hans making women squirt with Hitachi joke callback
Set: Moved from Key West to Austin, jokes about weather lies and snow on strippers' asses. Discusses 14-hour internet troll sessions and makes references to comedians in audience.
Interview: Tony discusses James's background as a deadhead, his interest in Grateful Dead and Fish, his brake-checking truckers hobby, and his sexual preferences. Reveals he's been attending comedy shows and traveling.
- Only snow in Key West comes on strippers' asses for $50
- Had to stop 14-hour troll session because he almost puked
- Tony catches James overshooting his minute and mocks his overconfidence about timing
Set: Canadian comedian discusses septum piercings and vegans, attempts crowd work with over-40 audience members, and jokes about changing cultural sayings like 'Bob's your uncle' to 'Bob's your aunt'.
Interview: Tony addresses Brett's inappropriate crowd work on paying customers, discusses his touring in Canada, visa requirements, healthcare costs, and his hookup with a stripper named Kaylee at the Red Rose.
- Every woman with septum piercing is vegan, dresses like a cow
- Old saying 'sticks and stones' needs updating for sensitive millennials
- Tony warns Brett not to insult paying audience members and threatens to prevent him from talking
- Reveals he had sex with Kaylee from Red Rose strip club at an Airbnb while watching Parks and Rec
Set: Discusses father's failed pull-out game with five kids in four years, lessons about not hitting women learned from father, and punching a woman's son instead when spat upon.
Interview: Kyle reveals he moved from Columbus to San Diego during pandemic, then to Austin for stand-up. Discusses his construction background, six concussions from football, car buying while concussed, and robitussin/lean usage.
- Dad's pull-out game is non-existent, compared to couch
- Punched woman's son in head after being spat on by mother
- Kyle saves his set with strong ending about punching the son, Tony gives credit
- Danny Brown explains lean/syrup culture from Houston and DJ Screw
Set: Brazilian comedian with accent jokes about being from the dirty South. Discusses Brazilian army never being at war, soldiers in flip-flops and coconut helmets, and good Brazilian hookers.
Interview: Reveals he's a network engineer in healthcare, immigrated from Brazil in 2003, joined American army for Iraq war in 2004, married to American writer wife of 3 years, has two dogs.
- Brazilian army wears flip-flops and coconut helmets, never at war
- Reveals wife is a published author, Tony struggles to find book online
- Does fist bump greeting with Michael Gonzalez, Tony references Apollo tradition
Set: Does rapid-fire movie reviews critiquing plot holes and demanding representation. Reviews Gremlins, Hook, Schindler's List, Honey I Blew Up the Kid, Boss Baby 2, Darkest Hour, Fern Gully.
Interview: Tony celebrates William's 24 days sober, discusses his gut, food preferences at Whataburger and CM Smokehouse, new robot vacuum obsession, and recent sexual activity on floors with girlfriend.
- Schindler's List needs more action, less anorexic nudity
- Won't watch Boss Baby 2 or Darkest Hour without Black representation
- Tony and panel react to how far William was willing to go with controversial jokes
- William reveals he's been staring at his robot vacuum for hours and now has sex on the floor
- Tony notes William's improvement: 24 days sober, smaller gut, can go anywhere in show
Set: Jokes about body type for theft, mother visiting and smoking weed, wants to be first man on Mars to own slaves, then philosophical twist about who's remembered.
Interview: David discusses his recent appearance, dating a woman with four kids, paying for babysitter, his day trading success with AMG and Doge, getting a new boat, and girlfriend being 'healthy'.
- Wants to be first man on Mars to own slaves
- David sings opera piece 'That's Amore' on stage
- Reveals he's a day trader who made money on Doge and AMC, bought a boat
Set: Grateful Nazis never existed so we don't call them concentration camps. Not gay but researches dick tattoos online, disappointed with quality. Under-25 girls have nicotine addictions to vapes.
Interview: Tyler is 22, works for flight school cleaning planes and as safety pilot. Dating a 25-year-old girl from Nepal whose family forbids her dating white guys. They've had sex but she won't officially date him.
- Dick tattoos online disappointing, should be jewels or e-cigarettes
- Girls under 25 have nicotine addictions, stop talking when vape runs out
- Tony references Tyler's missing front teeth from previous appearance, notes he got them fixed
- Band breaks into 'I Believe I Can Fly' when Tony makes Nepal/nipple joke
- Tyler reveals he's had sex with Nepali girlfriend but she won't date him due to cultural/class restrictions
Set: Cousin tries to roast her but can't, lists insults (thick neck, lopsided afro, looks like trans Frederick Douglass, Daryl's sister from Office). Was tall in high school but didn't join basketball team because she's not a lesbian.
Interview: Moved from Dallas to Austin in April, loves Barton Springs and HEB. Discusses swimming backwards to protect hair, chicken salad with raisins, and Black food culture versus raisin/roach trauma.
- Cousin lists insults but can't roast her due to family bond restrictions
- Was tall but didn't play basketball because she's not a lesbian
- Danny Brown explains Black perspective on raisins in salads due to roach trauma from poverty
- Genevieve attempts origami bird while band plays background music, fails to finish in time
- Kaylee from Red Rose comes on stage to kiss Tyler Nelson
Set: Lived in Florida's 500-mile trash peninsula. Ex-girlfriend was vegan and couldn't do doggy style due to cultural appropriation. Makes cryptography joke with Bloods/Bripto rebrand. Used Grindr to find skaters, found rollerbladers instead.
Interview: From Jacksonville, Florida, been doing stand-up 5 years, moved to Austin 5 months ago. Discusses living in South Austin, massive carnival line, abundance of mushrooms and cocaine in Austin.
- Lived in 500-mile garbage peninsula called Florida
- Vegan girlfriend couldn't do doggy style due to cultural appropriation
- Used Grindr to find skaters, only found rollerbladers instead
- Tony stops set from getting worse, congratulates Dillon on kill Tony debut
- Kaylee from Red Rose gives Dillon his first Texas kiss at Tony's request
- Tony invites Dillon to cigarette show on Thursday for strong close
Danny Brown
Interview: Danny Brown, legendary musician/rapper, appears as panel guest throughout episode. Discusses his move to Austin for a woman he fell in love with. Provides cultural commentary on lean/syrup from Houston, DJ Screw, Black food culture, air fryer cooking, and various other topics with comedians.
- Danny explains Texas lean/syrup culture and DJ Screw to Kyle Doughty
- Danny discusses Black food trauma with raisins in salads referencing roach ptsd
- Tony references Danny's Detroit episode where he was too high and talked about banana milkshakes