Dillon Jarboe
Dillon Jarboe has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Dillon discusses high blood sugar from eating lots of blood and sugar, taking his grandma to prom, oversized water bottles at the gym, and doing dry January.
- Doctor asks about diet; he lists 'blood, a lot of sugar'
- Took grandma to prom; she left with someone else
- Girls think gallon jug of white claws is gym water bottle
Dillon jokes about thought Hamas was Spanish for more ham, getting pulled over on 6th Street, Pimp My Ride for homeless people, and a job interview where he says he brings another table to Rooms To Go.
- Thought Hamas was Spanish for more ham until week ago.
- Pimp My Ride for homeless people; we put microwave in trunk.
- Job interview; boss asks what I bring; I say another table.
Zombie movies, safeword as 'I love you', UPS driver uniform fetish, Pokemon Go drug dealing. Absurdist premises mixed with real anecdotes.
- Girlfriend's safeword is 'I love you' because she never says it.
- UPS uniform design escalates to high shorts and doorless trucks for thigh visibility.
Lived in Florida's 500-mile trash peninsula. Ex-girlfriend was vegan and couldn't do doggy style due to cultural appropriation. Makes cryptography joke with Bloods/Bripto rebrand. Used Grindr to find skaters, found rollerbladers instead.
- Lived in 500-mile garbage peninsula called Florida
- Vegan girlfriend couldn't do doggy style due to cultural appropriation
- Used Grindr to find skaters, only found rollerbladers instead