Kill Tony #526 — Joe Rogan, Bert Kreischer, Dom Irrera
Guests: Joe Rogan · Bert Kreischer · Dom Irrera
Lineup
Set: New material about narcissism and gender, abortion policy in Texas. Fast-paced observational comedy with edgy premises.
Interview: Discussed recent film work in San Diego, relationship with Paige, sex life details, guitar skills, and upcoming gigs.
- People too narcissistic to be unattractive without gender transition.
- Abortion in Texas should target best babies to avoid weeds.
- Strong opening set with edgy material that lands well with crowd.
Set: Bondage attempt with girlfriend that went wrong, escalates to kidnapping and Boy Scout jokes. Sexual comedy with relationship angle.
Interview: From Portland, 2 weeks in Austin housesitting. Wrote joke weeks ago about his fiancée, uses household rope. Has creepy energy acknowledged by panel.
- Bad at bondage, girlfriend points out he's not good at tying.
- Wishes he was Boy Scout for kidnapping knowledge and rope skills.
- Dom and Joe note creepy Dexter vibe; Trevor acknowledges dark energy.
Set: Suicide jokes mixed with depression, antidepressant side effects, mother telling him to just kill himself. Dark therapy-based material.
Interview: Performed for 3.5 years, moved from Worcester Massachusetts 6 months ago. Discusses mental health, depression diagnosis, therapy, marijuana use.
- Dyed pink hair makes him look like undercover TikTok cop.
- Antidepressants prevent jumping in front of bus but kill sex drive.
- Dom delivers brutal 'not a shot' rejection, says he can't see Paul being funny.
Set: Anxiety and depression material using antidepressants as framework. Self-deprecating comedy about mental health, side effects, and personal struggles.
Interview: Nine years of comedy experience. Diagnosed with extreme depression and crippling anxiety. Software engineer in tech. Roller skates, grew up in Japan.
- Antidepressants prevent jumping in front of bus but kill ability to come.
- Mother tells her to just kill herself already since she's unfunny.
- Dom says not a chance she's funny; Tony calls it greatest insult in show history.
Set: Material about white women and abuse, eating pussy, shocking and explicit. Regular with established roast dynamic with Tony.
Interview: Wearing Fallout Boy shirt. Going on road tour to Denver, Vegas, Brevard Improv. Monthly comedy show with John Keys at Vulcan called Big Ass Comedy Jam.
- White women love abuse, hardened by slavery, get turned on by cursing.
- Eating pussy takes 30 seconds to get past funk and pee smell like Warheads.
- Extensive roast battle between Tony and David with jokes about R. Kelly.
Set: Sexual material comparing white and Black women's bodies, gel manicure incident, explicit sex descriptions. Raunchy observational comedy.
Interview: Works at Vulcan Gas Company. From Richmond Virginia, moved to Austin in April. Got vasectomy at age 21. Drinks with friends, uses dating app Hinge.
- Black girls' stretch marks look like tiger print vs white girls' purple worms.
- Hand in Black girl got gel manicure with tips from unknown source.
- Tony jokes about Monford's vasectomy at 21 being early; extensive back-and-forth on reproductive status.
Set: Internet shock content as child, dolphin bestiality website discovery, absurdist premise escalation. Dark humor about childhood exposure.
Interview: From Central Pennsylvania, 33 years old, in Austin 3 months. Works restaurants, teaches private cocktail classes. Broke up with Chicago girlfriend to move to Austin.
- Saw dolphin bestiality website in second grade, website still exists online.
- Dolphin sex requires three days love first, but narrator wants one day.
- Connor reveals he can touch his nutsack to belly button; Tony wants him to demonstrate.
Set: Zombie movies, safeword as 'I love you', UPS driver uniform fetish, Pokemon Go drug dealing. Absurdist premises mixed with real anecdotes.
Interview: From Jacksonville Florida, at FSU briefly. In Austin since January, five and a half years comedy. Adult softball league, kisses girls on show.
- Girlfriend's safeword is 'I love you' because she never says it.
- UPS uniform design escalates to high shorts and doorless trucks for thigh visibility.
- Extended riff on Florida alligators and dangerous wildlife between Joe, Bert, and Dillon.
Set: Czechoslovak/Jewish appearance paradox, Austin food trucks, absurdist fajita/severed head confusion. Premise-based comedy with loose structure.
Interview: 3D artist in Austin 3 months, makes visuals for live music. Sober, recently started dating someone. Met at creek/cave venue.
- Czechoslovak heritage means looking Jewish but stupid.
- Ordered fajitas at Afghan TGI Fridays, got severed woman's head instead.
- Tony advises Ray to spike microphone on fajita joke and exit strong rather than continuing.
Set: Period sex consequences and cleanup, stem cells in period blood, ivermectin and ketamine horse cock effects. Explicit vulgar material.
Interview: First-time performer, 22 years old, student at A&M Central Texas. 800k TikTok followers. Parents present at show, also performed unexpectedly.
- Period sex cleanup leads to dick looking brand new from stem cells.
- Mixing ivermectin and ketamine together grows big horse cock.
- Parents brought on stage unexpectedly; father says he thought son would bomb.
- Entire family performs together including parents doing clean material about seven children and Christian marriage.
Set: Dating app IBS, Biden dominatrix, Walmart bathroom drug use, fork in ass. Absurdist shock comedy with vulgar references.
Interview: First-time comedian, 32 years old, lost 80 lbs going vegan. Taught English in China for a year, minimal dating experience abroad.
- Created IBS dating app for people with IBS requirements.
- Walmart bathroom contains psychopaths shoving forks up their ass, COVID creation site.
- Extended belt exchange with Bert and Joe, discussion of Richard's weight loss.
- Richard performs impromptu slam poetry after Tony requests freestyle rap.
Set: New York Times COVID predictions, Texas Roadhouse/Guy Fieri satire, Fisher-Price vape pen, racial slurs, vape culture, drug dealer with Buick tattoos.
Interview: Regular, three months sober, new minute every week. Relationship drama with woman named Amy whose husband may pursue him. Mentions rehab history.
- MTV News confirms New York Times COVID predictions for credibility.
- Guy Fieri executive chef at Texas Roadhead will suck your dick.
- Extended song performance with Joe and Bert about Amy Winehouse, rehab, relationship drama.
- Nipple comparison discussion between William, Bert, and Joe escalates into song.