Monford Davis
Monford Davis has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Monford tells an extended joke about his fleshlight in the microwave and his dad also using it, describing it as a bonding experience holding it for his father during use.
- Fleshlight in microwave; dad uses it too; they eventually hold it together.
Monford jokes about chasing dreams but potentially ending up with children from big booty Latinas, racial preferences in sexual partners, and seasoning differences between races.
- Moved to Austin to pursue comedy but keeps impregnating big booty Latinas
- Black girls taste better than white girls due to seasoning
Sexual material comparing white and Black women's bodies, gel manicure incident, explicit sex descriptions. Raunchy observational comedy.
- Black girls' stretch marks look like tiger print vs white girls' purple worms.
- Hand in Black girl got gel manicure with tips from unknown source.
Monford jokes about feeding his sleeping girlfriend Reese's Pieces to make her fat and undesirable, and about people holding doors open when he's too far away.
- Feeding unconscious girlfriend junk food to make her gain weight and acne.
- People holding doors open when he's not quite close enough.