Paul Cyphers
Paul Cyphers has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Paul discusses buying Aderall from drug dealers that turned out to be crystal meth, having the worst year including getting hit by a drunk driver twice, and saving a woman from a train but letting all the guys get hit instead.
- Got Aderall from dealers that turned out to be crystal meth, worst year of my life
- Got hit by drunk driver twice, dad punched me in both eyes when I tried to kiss him on New Year's Eve
- I saved a woman from a train by pushing her out of the way and letting all those guys get hit instead
Suicide jokes mixed with depression, antidepressant side effects, mother telling him to just kill himself. Dark therapy-based material.
- Dyed pink hair makes him look like undercover TikTok cop.
- Antidepressants prevent jumping in front of bus but kill sex drive.
Paul Cyphers performs shocking material about being attracted to Nintendo 64 controllers, playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater without hands, and jokes about Mortal Kombat characters including Jax (disabled) and Reptile (Jewish forecloser).
- Attracted to purple Nintendo 64 controller as young boy, used rumble pack.
- Reptile in Mortal Kombat is Jewish character that forecloses homes.
Paul discusses being hit by the same drunk driver twice while in passenger seat, his band breakup over creative differences, and being a vegan exterminator—comparing the contradiction to an Amish Best Buy employee.
- Vegan exterminator is like Amish guy working at Best Buy
- Got hit by same drunk driver twice in one weekend