Kill Tony #506 — Brian Holtzman

Set: Paul discusses being hit by the same drunk driver twice while in passenger seat, his band breakup over creative differences, and being a vegan exterminator—comparing the contradiction to an Amish Best Buy employee.

Interview: Paul recently moved from Worcester, Massachusetts to Austin with roommates. He's been doing stand-up for three years and recently went on a date with a female comic.

Set: Maximilian discusses being Hispanic while looking white, his cousin's potential basketball career and lesbianism, and running recently making him understand what women experience during sex.

Interview: Maximilian was on the show two weeks prior. He discussed being at Target during an active shooter situation and being Argentinian. Tony playfully debated Italian immigration to Argentina.

Set: Daland discusses jerking off out of boredom due to Mopac traffic, women treating him like a god when they need something, and recommends the Bible as a history of fake news.

Interview: Daland is doing stand-up for the sixth time ever after a nine-year gap. He's a licensed kayak guide and scuba instructor. He famously asked Tony for a recommendation to be Joe Rogan's bartender at his new club.

Set: Warren discusses how someone told him his jokes are good but not funny, can only afford one of two half-and-halves, finding out he's bisexual and running stop signs, and originally wanted to be a prop comedian.

Interview: Warren is 24, originally from Minnesota, works security in an empty parking garage. He was fraternity president and wears glasses to avoid people giving him their kids.

Set: David discusses how women's silent treatment is not punishment, jokes about slaves and daylight savings time, and how confused he'd be managing enslaved people.

Interview: David is visiting from LA, recently featured at a shop show. He praised comedian Lucas Smith's recent Kill Tony appearance and discussed fear of following Brian Holtzman.

Set: Gareth makes multiple jokes about Amy Schumer stealing his barbecue, queso, and breakfast tacos, jokes about his poor diet and stinky poop, and wishes he had Greg Abbott's parking spot at HEB.

Interview: Gareth claims last week's show wasn't aired. Tony corrects him and criticizes his Amy Schumer jokes as being poorly executed. Gareth is on his third show ever performing.

Set: Jack discusses having two gay dads who wrestle with a referee present, how being threatened about his dads in school turned into a numbers advantage, and his third gay dad figure.

Interview: Jack works at Austin Country Club as a personal trainer. He invited Tony to golf but hasn't followed up. He's single, was in a relationship for 1.5 years after losing 60 pounds and moving to Texas.

Set: Charles, a teaching assistant, discusses his fourth year working with kids, a kid's disrespectful greeting, threatening the kid's mother, calling playground 'the yard,' and stopping a fight without a referee.

Interview: Charles is from Austin, graduated McCallum High School. He loves Jamaica Tony restaurant and Chez Z. He works as a junior high school teacher, does venue work at Mohawk, and has seen Wu-Tang and Ghetto Boys perform there.