Jack Timmons
Jack Timmons has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Jack jokes about measurements, Subway sandwich sizes, and observations about inches versus feet. Repetitive bit focused on numerical measurements for food.
- Asking people how big an inch is reveals they don't understand measurements
- Four-inch sub would satisfy anyone, foot-long is too much
Jack discusses having two gay dads who wrestle with a referee present, how being threatened about his dads in school turned into a numbers advantage, and his third gay dad figure.
- Two gay dads would win tag-team fight against other kids' dads
- Third gay dad dressed as referee supervises wrestling
Jack performs dark humor about pedophiles confused by pedicures vs their attractions, joking about Chris Hansen and the problematic nature of the attraction.
- Pedophiles confused by pedicure name might think it fixes their problem.
- References Chris Hansen potentially finding pedophiles seeking foot massage confusion.