Kill Tony #498 — Joe Rogan, Adam Eget
Guests: Joe Rogan · Adam Eget
Lineup
Set: Comedian with Tourette syndrome discusses his condition, job hunting challenges, and rare form of tics including verbal outbursts and body movements that change yearly.
Interview: Tony learns about his West Nile diagnosis at age 7, foster care background, and how mushrooms temporarily eliminate his Tourette's symptoms. He discusses his evolving verbal tics including a year where his word was a racial slur.
- Tried various jobs but Tourette's movements made bartending and babysitting difficult.
- Different jobs didn't work: IHOP pancakes, bartending only shaded drinks, babysitting.
- Incorporating Tourette's sounds into music created new genre he calls Tourette snow.
- First Tourette's comedian in Kill Tony history acknowledged
- Revealed year-long verbal tic was a racial slur in St. Louis
- Shared mystical mushroom experience involving vision of Death
Set: Bobby performs jokes about sex changes in Montana, Subaru love, and The Last Exorcism sequels, with stage presence and good timing.
Interview: 28-year-old from Dallas with a masters in energy management doing renewable research. Has a lung mass requiring surgery, currently lives with parents, works at Firehouse Subs, and is new to comedy with strong stage presence.
- Montana sex changes called reverse cowgirls instead of sex changes.
- Friend asked what is love, answered Subaru commercial tagline.
- Joe Rogan teaches Bobby how to use his old iPhone to take pictures
- Bobby has two softballs sized lung mass requiring hospitalization
Set: John discusses his army buddy with four limb amputations who has a foundation with Gary Sinise, noting the soldier is funnier than him and his only serious question was about the soldier's sexual function.
Interview: 3-month comedy novice, paratrooper in 82nd Airborne stationed at Fort Bragg, served in Afghanistan 2007-2008, currently in graduate school for MBA/data analytics. Tony criticizes his set choice of talking about his funnier disabled friend rather than his own material.
- Buddy lost all four limbs to IED but still funny and got wife pregnant.
- Had STD scare but only one pill cured it completely.
- Girl said he has biggest penis she's ever seen, can't be good leaving door open.
- Set produced extraordinary silence, Tony criticized heavily for talking about funnier friend
- Revealed he saved best friend's life at age 11 in cave-in
- Adam Eget added that John can't dig himself out of the hole he created
Set: David performs about Black reparations preferring Yeezys and G-wagons, Harriet Tubman on money, and drug dealers not wanting bills with Black historical figures on them.
Interview: Regular Kill Tony performer and comedian visiting Austin for weeks monthly, looking for apartment, attended strip clubs, rode bird scooters, and discussed favorite local spots like CM Smokehouse and Tommy Won Wings.
- Black people don't want reparations, prefer 20 Yeezys and G-wagons instead.
- Harriet Tubman on twenty dollar bills makes dealing drugs awkward.
- Tony roasts David's chain and jacket extensively
- David reveals he was fired from Comedy Store for sleeping naked in green room
Set: 23-year-old HEB parking lot attendant discusses pushing carts, benefits like calves and sunlight, finding used tampons, and references environmental studies degree.
Interview: Marcus (goes by EG), 23, environmental studies degree, worked at HEB in Lake Jackson for 3.5 hours south. Started stand-up 3 years ago for 8 months, quit smoking weed July 2020, recently lost 23 pounds, gained 60 after quitting weed, chronic acid reflux.
- Pushing grocery carts gives exercise, sunlight, and immaculate calves.
- Found used tampons in parking lot look like cut watermelon from distance.
- Tiger blood snow cone joke about period timing at work.
- EG attempts roasts of Tony that fall flat, Tony clarifies roasting isn't his style
- Lost 23 pounds recently after gaining 60 when he quit smoking weed
Set: Jack performs dark humor about pedophiles confused by pedicures vs their attractions, joking about Chris Hansen and the problematic nature of the attraction.
Interview: Personal trainer at River Place country club in Austin, originally from Columbus Ohio but went to UC Cincinnati. One year stand-up experience, just moved to Austin 5 months ago, trains members at the country club.
- Pedophiles confused by pedicure name might think it fixes their problem.
- References Chris Hansen potentially finding pedophiles seeking foot massage confusion.
- Jack revealed social media handle is Mr Sexy Tool Shed because Jack Timmons was taken
- Very solid set with good premises but relied on dark humor
Set: T-Bird discusses getting name from thunderbird wine poisoning at 15, recent 23andMe DNA test showing 73% Native American heritage, and fear of vaccines and blankets.
Interview: Has black belt in Tung Fu, recently took 23andMe and discovered 73% Native American, mother died at 17, father died of liver disease, brother also deceased, sold crack cocaine as youth but quit after mother appeared in dream.
- Got name T-Bird from drinking two bottles Thunderbird wine at 15, got stomach pumped.
- 23andMe showed 73% Native American, now scared of blankets and vaccines.
- Mother appeared in dream asking what's in pockets, realized it was crack to quit.
- T-Bird freestyle rapped about not trusting people and cunnilingus
- Started stand-up January 14th at Cap City Comedy Club sold-out show, venue closed that day
- Revealed mother's death at 17 and father's death from liver disease
Set: David performs about girls with smelly cracks, asking girls on Bumble for feet pictures (got banned), calling feet hooves, and story about eating stripper's feet without paying.
Interview: Foot fetish enthusiast, banned from Bumble for asking for feet photos, admits strong attraction to stinky feet specifically. Describes getting excited by feet smell, comparing it to other fetishes.
- Asks girls on Bumble for feet pictures, got banned, calls them hooves.
- Let me smell them hooves girl is comeback to dating rejection.
- Ate stripper's feet at Canadian VIP without paying upfront.
- First ever foot smell test segment on Kill Tony with volunteer from audience
- Audience member Lily volunteered to let David smell her feet on stage
- David described feet as cheddar, garlic, vinegar like wine tasting