John Moore
John Moore has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
John told jokes about a friend who lost all four limbs to an IED and became a motivational speaker, and made dark joke about small animals trying to escape before death.
- French soldier friend lost four limbs to IED, called Napoleon Blown Apart
- Small animals wriggle out of grasp before dying
John discusses his army buddy with four limb amputations who has a foundation with Gary Sinise, noting the soldier is funnier than him and his only serious question was about the soldier's sexual function.
- Buddy lost all four limbs to IED but still funny and got wife pregnant.
- Had STD scare but only one pill cured it completely.
- Girl said he has biggest penis she's ever seen, can't be good leaving door open.