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Kill Tony #658 — Joe Rogan, Tucker Carlson, Jim Norton

📅 March 18, 2024 📍 Austin, TX Comedy Mothership 🎤 11 comedians ⭐ 3 regulars

Guests: Joe Rogan · Tucker Carlson · Jim Norton

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Lineup

1

Casey Rocket

Regular

Set: Chaotic energy-driven set mixing rapid topic jumps, harmonica tossing, and absurdist references to ghost hunting and quarters.

Interview: Casey discussed his kinetic stage energy, improvisational tendencies, and performed an original country song about quarters and regret.

Bits:
  • Contrasts dangerous vibe with Biden ghost checking White House
  • Robitussin and Adderall combination led to bizarre thoughts like worms screaming
  • Locking bathrooms would create chaos, which he wanted
Moments:
  • Casey performed an original country song 'How Far Can a Quarter Go?' with Wynonna Judd responding from audience
  • Wynonna Judd encouraged him with a callback about quarters
2

Jon Kondelik

Set: Jon made jokes about having resting youth pastor face, being an amputee missing three-and-a-half fingers, and comparing his hand to a gun and Texas.

Interview: Jon revealed he lost his fingers to fourth-degree burns from a makeup accident on a student film set based on a Tarantino screenplay, which led to meeting his wife and starting comedy.

Bits:
  • Resting youth pastor face combined with being an amputee
  • Got a good deal on amputation: three fingers and one half off
  • His hand looks like a gun and the state of Texas
Moments:
  • Detailed traumatic story of fourth-degree burns from film makeup accident, connection to Tarantino's Four Rooms, and how accident saved another actress from worse injury
  • Full circle moment: accident led to film job, which led to wife, which led to comedy, which led to Kill Tony
3

Lino Rodriguez

Set: Lino made jokes about being an ass man focused on aroma, dimples as the only attractive deformity, and references to people with physical disabilities in sexual scenarios.

Interview: Lino revealed he was born with two club feet, is from Mississippi and New Orleans, works security at the Vulcan, plays guitar, and his father was murdered by baseball bat while he was in the womb.

Bits:
  • Being an ass man because of smell, not shape
  • Dimples only physical deformity that gets you laid
  • Dark jokes about being attracted to people with disabilities
Moments:
  • Lino performed an original song 'Daydreams' on guitar inspired by a woman he met while candy flipping in Washington
  • Revelation that his father was murdered by baseball bat while Lino was still in womb, father was cheating on pregnant mother
  • Father had a sister three months older than Lino, showing father's infidelity and absence
4

Enrique Chacon

Set: Enrique performed a golden ticket minute about his aggressive dog, school shooter mom defense analogy, lack of insurance, and comparing his only insurance to a Virgin Mary candle and Vicks.

Interview: Enrique discussed his aggressive pitbull-boxer mix that killed his favorite chicken, his unhealthy sweating condition, recently quitting Buc-ee's where he was sexually harassed in the beaver suit, and pursuing full-time comedy.

Bits:
  • Defending aggressive dog sounds like school shooter's mom defense
  • Dog has Allstate insurance but he only has Virgin Mary candle
Moments:
  • Golden ticket holder returning with new minute, received West Hollywood bear treatment in previous arena episodes
  • Discussed sweating intensely on stage, thermometer showed 66.6 degrees in room
  • Tucker Carlson made green card joke and complimented his taking jobs Americans can't do
5

Mark Wellborn

Set: Mark joked about his father's attempt to mansplain breastfeeding by comparing his mother's breasts to cow udders and suggesting rapid smacking, then riffed on slapping his mother's genitals.

Interview: Mark is a 26-year-old civil engineer who has been doing stand-up for three years and nine months, golfs, gave up alcohol for Lent on Valentine's Day as a committed Catholic, and recently started dating someone.

Bits:
  • Father tried to mansplain breastfeeding using dairy farm cow udder technique
  • Father would slap his mother's genitals while he drank, leading to divorce
Moments:
  • Tony noted Mark was stiffer with written material but looser when riffing off the previous comedian's father story
  • Revealed he hasn't dated since 2016 but recently started dating someone from a dating app
6

Audrey Michelle

Set: Audrey made explicit jokes about how men versus women masturbate, her use of electric toothbrush as a teenager, and her calloused clitoris requiring extreme stimulation.

Interview: Audrey is 20 years old, only two months seriously doing stand-up, works at Rapallo's slinging pizza, upgraded to a Hitachi wand, and will turn 21 in February, concerned about venue access.

Bits:
  • Men masturbate together as kids, women use washers and pillows
  • Electric toothbrush overuse calloused her clitoris, needs extreme stimulation now
  • Now needs Hitachi wand (industrial vibrator) to achieve orgasm
Moments:
  • Audrey revealed she's only 20 years old and will turn 21 in February, making venue access difficult after episode airs
  • Joe Rogan and panel discussed the Hitachi wand as industrial-level vibrator, compared to jackhammer
7

Kam Patterson

Regular

Set: Kam told dark jokes about witnessing someone die on a Bird scooter, wanting to use the scooter himself, comparing ways to die, and his father asking about OnlyFans.

Interview: Kam revealed the scooter death actually happened outside Creek in the Cave, involved a hit-and-run by a car going 100 mph, another person lost a foot, and discussed his father discovering OnlyFans.

Bits:
  • Saw someone die on Bird scooter, first thought was if broken, they throw it away
  • If God told you three ways to die, scooter death would be funniest
  • Father at 64 discovering OnlyFans will break the family finances
Moments:
  • Tucker Carlson high-fived Kam during set about Bird scooter death, strong crowd reaction
  • Detailed account of double tragedy: one person died, another lost a foot on same incident
8

Tina Youkhana

Set: Tina made dark jokes about being Middle Eastern and loving war, asking cowboys about shooting, and suggesting an elementary school for target practice.

Interview: Tina is Syrian, has been doing stand-up for five years, runs an all dark comedy show called 'To Hell' at Reggie's Rock Club in Chicago, is a former chef, pansexual, and had a threesome in Nashville.

Bits:
  • Middle Eastern asking cowboys about guns, loves war, suggests elementary school
  • Got discriminated against for being transgender while not being transgender
Moments:
  • Very dark material about school shootings and elementary schools that pushed boundaries
  • Jim Norton asked her to tell wildest sexual experience, she revealed Nashville threesome with her girlfriend and male comic
  • Before leaving, she alluded to darker material she's done on previous appearances
9

Tyler Gallant

Set: Tyler criticized TikTok dances and lip-syncing trends, particularly white people doing the 'shush' face when n-word appears in songs, and made a callback joke about librarian racism.

Interview: Tyler is from Knoxville and moved to San Marcos, Texas six weeks ago, works in IT consulting, is in a three-year relationship with a forensic anthropologist girlfriend, and is very good at ping pong.

Bits:
  • White TikTok users do 'shush' face during n-word in lip-sync songs
  • Misdirection joke about librarian being racist, ending with n-word association
Moments:
  • Jim Norton praised Tyler's misdirection and tag game, noting he made terrible setup look like it would bomb before landing punchline
  • Mentioned cocaine sharks eating drugs smuggled into the country, legitimate environmental issue
10

John Moore

Set: John told jokes about a friend who lost all four limbs to an IED and became a motivational speaker, and made dark joke about small animals trying to escape before death.

Interview: John is from Dallas, 40 years old, was in the Army deployed to Afghanistan in 2007-2008, has a 7-year-old son he co-parents 50/50, took his son to Disneyland for spring break, and has been doing stand-up for four years.

Bits:
  • French soldier friend lost four limbs to IED, called Napoleon Blown Apart
  • Small animals wriggle out of grasp before dying
Moments:
  • John revealed this was his second Kill Tony appearance, bombed terribly three years ago with same joke, improved significantly this time
  • Tony pointed out John should have brought his funnier quadruple amputee friend instead of just telling stories about him
  • Clip of John's previous terrible set from three years ago played during interview, showing dramatic improvement
11

William Montgomery

Regular

Set: William opened with jokes about Tucker Carlson, Biden, Hunter Biden, Boeing whistleblower conspiracy theories, and closed with tight dark political material.

Interview: William discussed playing Contra video game, catching homeless people on his apartment property and hitting one with steel pans, and joked about murdering 17 homeless people in Spokane.

Bits:
  • Biden cares more about Ukraine than US, no dog video of Hunter
  • Boeing whistleblower death question: Boeing or Hillary Clinton Airlines
Moments:
  • William revealed backstage Tucker asked him to tell jokes in Russian before the show
  • William joked about hitting homeless man on property with steel pans, casually mentioned murdering 17 homeless people in Spokane
  • Wynonna Judd joined William on stage, they did shots together