Kill Tony #657 — Rich Vos, Dom Irrera, Eleanor Kerrigan
Guests: Rich Vos · Dom Irrera · Eleanor Kerrigan
Lineup
Set: Casey performs high-energy material about being on Percocet during Ramadan, overdosing on fentanyl from love, and jokes about being the Floyd Mayweather of Austin comedy because he can't read.
Interview: Casey discusses touring, investing in stocks, and pitches several absurd stocks including car racks ('tits for cars'), scream-powered cars, and 'upscale unhoused' (homeless people in fishnets).
- Compares himself to Floyd Mayweather of Austin comedy because he can't read.
- Says overdosing on fentanyl from falling in love lasted six months.
- Casey presents fake stocks with props including car boob racks and scream-powered vehicles.
Q Rose
Set: Q Rose performs about having a baby on the way with his girlfriend, contrasts Texas racism with other states, and shares anecdotes about high school football team nicknames (White Mike, Mexico, New Mexico).
Interview: Tony and Q Rose discuss his 7 years of stand-up starting in Philly, his daughter actually being 7 years old (revealing the joke is old material), his activity center in Dallas with basketball court, and they play rock-paper-scissors.
- Football team had one white guy they called White Mike, but no other Michaels existed.
- Mexican teammate called Mexico, his cousin called New Mexico.
- Q Rose reveals he's been telling the baby joke for 7 years; the daughter is actually 7 now.
Set: Mike Ryan jokes about homeless people on stolen bicycles, recounts a story about a homeless man who threatened him, gained 30 lbs of muscle, and attacked him, resulting in Mike hitting him with a bottle and stealing his bike.
Interview: Mike has been on the show 3 times in 3 weeks after being discovered by Cam Patterson, sold out a show in Houston in 7 hours as a former promoter and rapper, and performs a brief rap.
- Homeless guy on bike threatens him, returns jacked with taped hands ready to fight.
- Mike performs an acapella rap that is hard to understand with the band, then performs it softer.
Set: Brian T Licata performs weak material about modern traditional relationships, engagement rings, and a joke about hitting his wife if she didn't pay for a trip.
Interview: Tony discovers Brian is Dom Irrera's video editor/producer who has never tried stand-up before, used to inject crystal meth in his neck, and Tony relentlessly roasts him for the entire interview.
- Jokes about hitting his wife if she didn't pay for a trip in modern traditional relationship.
- Tony discovers Brian is Dom's video editor, not a real comedian, and roasts him mercilessly for the entire interview.
- Tony bans Brian from ever signing up for the show again and tells him to leave.
Set: Kam performs about his new haircut making him look like a young man instead of a cool street man, compares himself to various pop culture references, and discusses his auntie being in and out of the hospital.
Interview: Kam discusses his haircut from a black barber, his childhood haircut traumata from his mother, and memories of fighting a white boy in seventh grade who called him a racial slur.
- New haircut makes him look like High School Musical basketball player or SpongeBob's friend.
- Eleanor Kerrigan and Kam have playful banter about cougars and panthers meeting.
Set: Biddy O'Loughlin, an Irish-Australian single mom, performs about not drinking despite her ancestors' disappointment, her pregnancy experience, and her daughter Dolly's speech and personality.
Interview: Biddy discusses her 14-year comedy career with a 9-year break due to alcoholism, currently busking in Adelaide, and performs an acoustic version of 'Don't Think Twice It's Alright.'
- Single mom didn't find out baby's sex, hoped for miscarriage, daughter's first word was 'data.'
- Biddy performs an acoustic rendition of Bob Dylan's 'Don't Think Twice It's Alright' on stage.
Set: Kent Hunter performs his fourth appearance on the show, jokes about Two Chainz's music quality compared to his grandfather's flight timing, and makes jokes about his dad calling things 'dope.'
Interview: Kent is a 20-year-old HEB stock clerk from Austin who's been doing stand-up 2 years, has shaky legs from nervousness, and is a virgin who hasn't kissed a girl since meeting Kent briefly.
- Compares Two Chainz's song quality to his grandfather getting flights on time.
- Tony sets up Kent on a date with Hannah Gray, a Navy veteran, with dinner and Secret Show spots.
- Kent's shaky legs become a running gag throughout his interview.
Set: Hannah Gray, a retired Navy veteran, performs about her PTSD using slang (PTSD Dizzle), IEDs in Iraq, and awkward dating app experiences where men ask if they can 'peg' her.
Interview: Hannah is a software engineer building a comedy app, lives in Austin for a week, grows mushrooms, and agrees to a date with Kent Hunter set up by Tony.
- PTSD called 'PTSD Dizzle' as long as her Black friend says it's okay.
- Tony arranges Hannah's date with Kent Hunter, providing $200 dinner and Secret Show spots.
Set: Uncle Lazer performs explicit sexual material about a stripper/ballerina with poor hygiene, his current UTI infection from her yeast infection, and includes crude descriptions of her anatomy.
Interview: Uncle Lazer discusses his real UTI from a stripper girlfriend who later went to jail with a kangaroo, discusses treating UTIs with cranberry juice and vodka, and confirms he's been dealing with this for weeks.
- Made love to forklift driver with bad-smelling genitalia, compares anatomy to iguana neck.
- Uncle Lazer reveals girlfriend was jailed and owned a kangaroo in an apartment diaper.
Austin Young
Set: Austin Young, on his third appearance, performs about being single and eating cereal out of ham containers instead of bowls, lacking a headboard on his mattress, and asking women about red flags.
Interview: Austin is a truck driver living in a second-story apartment, recently hooked up with a girl named Gabby after opening for Adam Ray, has quick recovery time, and eats multiple cups of pudding.
- Single, eats cereal out of ham containers, doesn't own bowls or headboards.
Set: Holden Deshazo, a 17-year-old, performs about turning 17 and not lying about age on porn sites, acne from masturbation, and jokes about naming his penis 'George Floyd' due to choking it so much.
Interview: Holden is 17, sexually active with a girlfriend met at homecoming, makes edgy jokes approved by his mom present at the show, and discusses the controversial George Floyd joke.
- Names penis George Floyd because he choked it so much.
- Holden's mother is present at the show; he corrects Tony's pronoun usage.
Set: William Montgomery, a Kill Tony hall of famer and regular, performs about Alec Baldwin's gun mishaps with nuclear weapons, a mother jailed for child labor in waxing, and includes a dark joke about roofying.
Interview: William discusses his health improvement, mentions his brother Seldon joining him on stage for the first time, and reveals Lance Armstrong is in the audience.
- Alec Baldwin joke about nuclear weapons based on his gun mishap.
- William's brother Seldon Montgomery appears on stage for the first time, creating confusion about their identities.
- Lance Armstrong is revealed to be in the audience; William was a huge fan with posters.