Kill Tony #656 — Mark Normand, Dan Soder
Guests: Mark Normand · Dan Soder
Lineup
Set: High-energy absurdist set about wishing he was covered in mud hiding from the Predator, followed by jokes about casual dating apps and various absurdist scenarios.
Interview: Casey is sober and has been for years. Discussion of his energy source, past huffing habits, Pentecostal vibes, and various nicknames. Panel riffs on his appearance and a story about him resurrecting a fan who passed out at a Chicago show.
- Confused highway number with speed limit sign while drunk, drove 97 mph thinking it was the road.
- Red Band gets excited and plays the wrong song multiple times, Tony corrects him several times
Set: Jokes about getting too drunk and confusing highway numbers with speed limits, and a story about finding Advil in a condom machine while intoxicated.
Interview: Raul is from San Antonio and has done 13 years of stand-up. Veteran from Army Airborne Infantry, came to US illegally in 1991, former cocaine addict who quit when it interfered with stand-up. Panel discusses stereotypes about Mexicans and his various life experiences.
- Got so drunk confused highway 97 with speed limit, thought technology advanced to put Advil in condoms.
- Panel makes jokes about Mexicans jumping out of planes and landscaping stereotypes
- Raul openly admits to using cocaine regularly, multiple felonies discussed
Set: Set about opening a pegging gym for women, detailing experiences with a bisexual ex-boyfriend and the physical challenges of pegging, with commentary on male sexuality.
Interview: Pamela is a registered nurse from New York/LA/Miami, did open heart surgery at age 7 for ASD. Had 3.5-year relationship with bisexual man who broke up via text on Valentine's Day. Disabled, works with disabled comedians.
- Opens pegging gym for women to build core strength like men experience during sex.
- Finding the hole is difficult, guys wanting to stick penis everywhere analogy to pregnancy prevention.
- Mark starts presenting to Pamela, hypnotized by her energy
- Tony looks at Heidi's boobs, gets caught and apologizes; D Madness also looks
Set: Comparisons between strip clubs during day and haunted houses, stripper costumes vs Batman, and how both fight crime in different ways. Mentions autism.
Interview: JP from LA/Glendale, been in Austin 18 years, 4 years of stand-up. Came out as bisexual this year at age 40. Had grandmother die this year (inheritance). Discusses broken leg without health insurance, recent gay experiences including Lift rides and bathroom encounters.
- Going to strip club during day weird like haunted house at night, seeing strippers like Batman during day.
- JP reveals he came out as bisexual this year at age 40, opens up about gay experiences with men aggressively propositioning him
- Tony invites JP to perform at The Forum in Los Angeles on May 10th
- Extended discussion of gay encounters including being propositoned in bathroom, describing his penis to a stranger
Set: Set about having a threesome where he moved between two rooms, one woman's vagina being better than the other, and wearing socks and slides during sex.
Interview: Cam is working on new material, discusses threesome logistics, how to identify better vaginas, aggressive language toward women, choosing between mouth or other hole, wearing slides during sex, playing basketball, buying Skittles.
- Had threesome where he ran between rooms naked with 14-inch dick because one woman's vagina better than other.
- Wearing socks and slides during sex is acceptable, going fully naked is gay.
- Extensive discussion of threesome details, choosing which hole/mouth to use
- Panel notes D Madness played Law and Order sound effect during gay talk earlier, not now during explicit heterosexual content
Set: Jokes about getting confused by protest footage and fat activists, enjoying listening to parents have sex, father being shorter Asian man who teeter-totters on mother.
Interview: Tanner is 21, from San Clemente California, only 11 months into stand-up (started April), works for Tommy Buns and Mama Jeans, enjoys fishing and grew up on fishing boats.
- Confused watching news protests, sees fat activists, questions what they active about.
- Enjoys listening to parents have sex, father is short Asian, mother taller, teeter-totter position.
- Dan Soder flirts heavily with Tanner, Tony gets jealous
- Tony invites Tanner to secret show Thursday
Set: Jokes about aliens at Area 51, wanting to have sex with aliens, polyamorous relationship with Martian women, jokes about Area 51 guard wanting aliens.
Interview: David Lucas is a Kill Tony hall of famer and regular, special dropping March 6, defends George Floyd joke (called him crackhead), discusses travels, touring with Tony in various cities, talks about son in college.
- When aliens revealed real, asks when we can have sex with them like in Avatar.
- Area 51 guard probably waiting midnight shift for aliens, suggesting sexual interest.
- David Lucas suddenly appears on stage without being introduced, complains about Tony looking like gay puffer fish
- Extended roast of Tony, Dan Soder, and various people, mentions his special dropping March 6
- Controversial George Floyd comment, David defends it as a joke
Set: Jokes about aliens revealed as real, wanting to have sex with turquoise alien women, polyamorous relationships with Martian women, Area 51 worker hypotheticals.
Interview: David Jolly is working at the venue, has been on touring shows with Tony. Limited interview but establishes he's part of the crew touring with Tony to various cities.
- Aliens revealed real, when can we have sex with turquoise aliens like Avatar.
- Tony mentions he can't do full minute on stage, seems to have limited stage time
Set: Very short set about spending two weeks in Texas, comparing Canadian beaver to Texas beaver (Bucky), observing similarities between countries.
Interview: Alex is 52 years old, Canadian, marks essays online for university for 12 years, did BA, MA, partway through PhD. Was in 12-year restrictive marriage to passionate Chinese woman from wealthy family, threw dishes, became abusive. Now with new woman from ranch background, happier.
- Canada and Texas both have beavers as proud patriotic animals, Bucky very popular.
- Tony asks if he's William Montgomery's dad, awkward silence
Set: Jokes about turning 25 and looking like he killed someone in 1970s, trying OnlyFans and finding goth girls too expensive compared to HBO Max, discomfort using urinals.
Interview: Brandon is 25, from Worcester Massachusetts, unemployed, living above a loud bar in Austin for one week, worked at record store in Massachusetts for 2 years, looking for work, into fencing for 10 years, raised beta fish as child.
- Turned 25, looks like killed guy in 70s, OnlyFans goth girls expensive vs HBO Max.
- Uncomfortable at urinals because people can see him masturbating in bathroom.
- Panel jokes about him being from wealthy family hiding rich parent identity
Set: Set about homophobic dog, Alexei Navalny death and Hillary Clinton joke, Aaliyah plane crash and Ghost Ride the Whip reference.
Interview: William discusses watching homeless man go through trash, aggressive southern accent, offering pocket knife and trash cleanup, girlfriend upset about 'have fun on the streets' comment. Ate five full-size Butterfingers in Spokane, experienced bombing anxiety about people recording at theater.
- Dog refuses to go to San Francisco, says euthanize me instead of breed.
- Alexi Navalny death from sudden death syndrome, Hillary Clinton reference.
- Aaliyah plane crash caused by Ghost Ride the Whip.
- Extended discussion about William's real-life neighbor interactions and perch observations
- D Madness's birthday celebrated, cake revealed at midnight