Kill Tony #655 — Tom Green, Adam Ray

Set: Casey delivered an absurdist set about his fiancée wanting to break up with him for drinking too much Robitussin, claiming he can smell ghosts now. He performed with constant movement and physical comedy, keeping a key in his mouth throughout and ending with a callback about his legendary crab-walk origin story.

Interview: Tony and the panel discussed Casey's famous crab-walk ability, his filing of a FOIA request about himself, and his origin story involving his father Garlo Tarlo who was allegedly assassinated by Bobby Moynihan. Tom Green complimented the crab angle as a unique comedy premise.

Set: Brendan delivered military and hunting-themed comedy about his truck being in the shop, his appearance compared to a Bass Pro Shops Pornhub search, and single mothers. He ended with a PSA-style closer about treating single moms like hard drugs.

Interview: Tony discovered Brendan was a 14-year tanker in the army deployed to Afghanistan, later trained police. Discussion revealed his fascination with fishing and porn preferences, his recent move to Austin from Winston-Salem NC, and his work as a security technician. Red Band showed great enthusiasm for him.

Set: Robert performed jokes about taking his mom's antidepressants and oncologist medications, stealing her Adderall for decades, and observing his 69-year-old retired mom folding dishes while taking stimulants. He questioned why she needs Adderall while retired.

Interview: Robert revealed he's been doing stand-up for about 2 years on-and-off, works in laser sales for manufacturing, plays shortstop and pitcher in an adult baseball league throwing upper 70s-low 80s heat. Discussion included his girlfriend of 2 years, a helicopter proposal moment in Hawaii that wasn't a proposal, and his desire for a Jumbotron proposal.

Set: Violent J (Insane Clown Posse) performed a set claiming he's never had anal sex despite being 51, that his dick is small-to-medium like Barney, discussed his face paint skincare routine comparing it to olive oil, and shared his hypothetical preference for Keanu Reeves if he had to sleep with a man.

Interview: Violent J revealed this was his first stand-up performance, explained his nervousness about comedy requiring confidence like stripping, discussed deciding to be personal rather than planned, and shared a story about going to Skank Fest with Roseanne Barr and eating mushrooms. He described a Juggalo Gathering podcast moment with Doctor Drew.

Set: Scott performed offensive jokes about seducing Tony and fucking him to death, claiming his dick is 8.5 inches called 'the nine inch nailer' at work. The set fell completely flat with almost no laughs and Tony criticized it heavily.

Interview: Scott revealed he's 27, a carpenter doing water damage restoration, smokes weed, plays disc golf, fishes and hikes. He flew to Austin specifically to sign up for the bucket after running into Tom and Adam earlier that day. This was his first time doing stand-up ever and he had prepared no alternative material.

Set: Kam performed a minute about pre-ejaculation at 17, asking his dad for advice who called it gay, fucking the same girl and keep nutting on himself. He included a thought about a woman wearing a scarf when it wasn't cold: 'Bitch, your neck ain't that cold.'

Interview: Kam revealed he stole a blind man's walking stick during his set, he's been touring with William Montgomery, traveled to Pittsburgh and Cleveland for shows, performed in a 1920 theater with ghosts. He discussed his merchandise line and random observations he writes down, mentioning double-chicken and scarf jokes.

Set: Brian performed jokes about being scammed by a guy from Gambia who keeps calling with emergencies, spending $150 on malaria pills, and constantly interrupting his masturbation. He struggled with remembering his material and audience couldn't hear most of the set.

Interview: Brian revealed he quit his job and now drives Uber (only 7 rides), was dropped on his head as a child, is from El Paso, has been doing stand-up for two weeks with only three stage appearances. Discussed his jokes about squirting and acknowledged he needs to prepare better.

Set: Jordan performed a bit about mistaking a homeless man in a Green Day shirt for Billy Joe Armstrong, discovering the man found the shirt in a dumpster and was homeless. He included observations about homeless people and a joke about tea.

Interview: Jordan revealed he has blue-purple lips possibly from a blue drink at Poor Choices bar, has been doing stand-up for 10 years, plays drums in a heavy melodic rock band that tours, had a drumming duel with Michael Gonzalez (Michael won). Discussion of his surname and his uncle playing for Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Set: Aldo performed as a musical comedian with a melodica, creating a song called 'I Nutted on a Scarf Matalea Tony (Kill Tony).' He discussed the difficulties of being a musical comedian in Austin and joked about Latino representation in politics, international diplomacy.

Interview: Aldo revealed he was a bass player for the boy band Menudo, plays guitar and melodica, has lived in Austin on-and-off for 20 years, toured Las Vegas doing artwork at Area 15. He's been doing comedy for 8-9 years sporadically while touring with bands. Tony invited him to perform as featured musician before future shows.

Set: Martin performed observational jokes about the milk carton kid propaganda, a girl who bit his neck calling him a vampire, and her later sexual techniques. Strong writing with callbacks to his earlier references.

Interview: Martin, a golden ticket winner from DC with cerebral palsy, discussed growing up funny, being bullied (and becoming a bully himself to other disabled kids in therapy), and his dating preferences. Panel praised his courage, consistency, and ability to inspire others.

Set: Trish performed her closing set about running a comedy club at Burning Man, period sex in dust storms, how music festivals work (drugs and separated friends), meeting a man and trying to trick him into a van, and ending with the punchline about putting loved ones in boxes and farting in them.