JP Hinsdale
JP Hinsdale has performed on Kill Tony 7 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
JP's set opened with a joke about bipolar depression, mentioned he's single and warned others to stay in relationships, made a dark joke about a girl offering herpes as commitment, and referenced being out in the wilderness with nothing but darkness.
- Bipolar and depressed, warns singles that relationships are darkness
- Girl offered herpes as commitment, said he wasn't ready without health insurance
JP bombs opening with Gulf of America/Mexico joke about brown water, ICE diversity hiring joke, acknowledges mushroom use affecting set quality.
- Took 12g mushrooms, stared at brown Gulf, dolphin blew 10W30 oil
- ICE 30 for 30 program; women breaking glass ceiling in immigration enforcement
- Groomed and molested 5-15 is weird way to say peaked in high school
Dark humor about gun control, Texas laws, abortion, disability, and bisexuality. Edgy material touching on medical bills and societal attitudes.
- Guns are permanent solution to temporary medical bill problems
- Governor wants open carry of assault rifle and sword to Renaissance Fair
- Guy in wheelchair doesn't believe in accidents, unlike mother
LA native returning home; jokes about microplastics in food, credit card's worth of plastic weekly, babies born with smaller testicles, guys measuring baby testicles, Catholic church believing in science.
- Microplastics in everything; consume credit card's worth weekly (three with bad credit)
- Babies born with smaller testicles; guys measuring baby balls nobody does anything
Comparisons between strip clubs during day and haunted houses, stripper costumes vs Batman, and how both fight crime in different ways. Mentions autism.
- Going to strip club during day weird like haunted house at night, seeing strippers like Batman during day.
JP told a graphic story about being eight years old, riding a horse that got sexually aroused, leaving him covered in horse semen while locked in stirrups.
- Horse got aroused while running, JP locked in stirrups, got covered in come
No set recap for this appearance.