Kill Tony #491 — Shane Gillis
Guests: Shane Gillis
Lineup
Set: Arnie discussed his mixed indigenous and European heritage, racism, and herpes, delivered with extremely energetic physical movements throughout the set.
Interview: Tony and Shane found his energetic delivery entertaining despite weak material. Discussed his work as a sandwich maker and wedding photographer, his 10 years of stand-up, and his recent cocaine use.
- This beard/nose is Inca, Aztec or indigenous; living embodiment of six flags racism
- Racism is ancient like herpes; most people have it
- Tony and Shane laughed throughout but admitted not at jokes, only at his physical energy and delivery
- Arnie revealed he used cocaine about 3.5 months ago in Austin, mixing it with ketamine
Set: Andy riffed on Seattle hipsters, vegan cat hotels, gluten-free condoms, and strip clubs, with a joke about a stripper named Destiny and her breast implants.
Interview: Andy discussed moving from Seattle to Austin, being fired from Lyft, dealing with cancel culture, his current jobs (moving furniture, dog sitting, selling drugs), and his dating life.
- Millennials don't use condoms so why are they gluten-free
- Her tits aren't real but her problems are
- Andy mentioned getting beaten up when friends broke into someone's house for weed
- Tony roasted his sparse facial hair as looking like he started growing a goatee today
Set: Colin delivered short, punchy jokes about smoking weed daily, getting a new drug dealer, celebrating 4/20 on Hitler's birthday.
Interview: Colin appeared twice in two weeks, works at an IPA brewery, has a transgender sister (transitioned 6 years ago), discussed her surgery, and revealed he has Funko Pop collection.
- New drug dealer makes you do drug free to ensure you're cool
- Can't celebrate 4/20 same way if calling it Hitler's birthday
- Colin revealed his transgender sister and panel made crude jokes about seeing her genitals
Set: David delivered strong jokes about Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton not representing Black people, and the oddity of feeling more naked with shoes on while naked.
Interview: David discussed his bucket hat to attract 'white hoes', his recent workout (5 push-ups), working out with various exercises, and his goals in comedy.
- Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton worst representation; prefer Klansman or Trump speak
- Feeling naked with shoes on feels nasty vs regular barefoot naked
- David did 5 real push-ups on stage during interview to prove his fitness
- Tony and David established strong rapport, both laughed about David's appearance and delivery
Set: Zach did jokes about being a bad Christian, half-Jewish from New Hampshire, drinking and smoking, and the terrible cocktail name 'Black-Eyed Susan'.
Interview: Zach discussed attending St. Edwards University in Austin on scholarship, playing rugby poorly, having swastikas drawn on his car, his Jewish father who teaches woodshop, and his German shepherd puppy.
- Half-Jewish from New Hampshire, round up a lot of people; like Sarah Silverman
- Black-Eyed Susan cocktail terrible name until learning original was 'shut your mouth susan'
- Zach mentioned swastikas drawn on his car in high school, panel made jokes
Set: JP told a graphic story about being eight years old, riding a horse that got sexually aroused, leaving him covered in horse semen while locked in stirrups.
Interview: JP revealed his mother dated men from criminal organizations, lived with grandmother, was left at a house with 20 parrots as a child, and mobsters beat his mother's boyfriend into a coma.
- Horse got aroused while running, JP locked in stirrups, got covered in come
- JP dropped his inhaler before his set, retrieved it during performance
- Extended interview about mother's relationships with criminals, parrots, and mobster violence, exceeded typical bucket pull duration
- Panel kept interrupting with mafia bird jokes and pun attempts
Set: Chris did bits about his high-pitched voice, strip club requirements for dating, and love of music, struggled to land jokes and seemed nervous.
Interview: Chris is 27, unemployed, worked with kids, beatboxes names, from Dallas originally, has no girlfriend/boyfriend, and can do Michael Jackson impressions.
- High-pitched voice means can't go to drive-thrus, get mistaken for woman
- Dating requirement: you must like music; I love music
- Chris beatboxed audience member Chandler's name on stage
- Chris sang Michael Jackson's 'Human Nature' with full band during interview, claimed not to know lyrics
Set: Tony told a story about getting a girl pregnant after premature ejaculation at 18, considering naming the baby 'Blue' after blue balls, though she wasn't actually pregnant.
Interview: Tony discussed his military family background, photography/video editing work, OnlyFans photography, his 200+ Funko Pop collection, moving to Austin in June, and his new podcast 'Somewhat Familiar'.
- Girl thought she was pregnant from pre-cum after bad first time sex at 18
- Would name pre-cum baby 'Blue' after blue balls because he didn't finish
- Tony revealed his legal name is Roger Anthony but goes by Tony like both grandfathers
- Discussed his military father from West Point who attended Gulf War and later Bosnia