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Kill Tony #491 — Shane Gillis

📅 February 8, 2021 📍 Austin, TX Antones 🎤 10 comedians ⭐ 1 regular

Guests: Shane Gillis

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Lineup

1

Arnie Diaz

Set: Arnie discussed his mixed indigenous and European heritage, racism, and herpes, delivered with extremely energetic physical movements throughout the set.

Interview: Tony and Shane found his energetic delivery entertaining despite weak material. Discussed his work as a sandwich maker and wedding photographer, his 10 years of stand-up, and his recent cocaine use.

Bits:
  • This beard/nose is Inca, Aztec or indigenous; living embodiment of six flags racism
  • Racism is ancient like herpes; most people have it
Moments:
  • Tony and Shane laughed throughout but admitted not at jokes, only at his physical energy and delivery
  • Arnie revealed he used cocaine about 3.5 months ago in Austin, mixing it with ketamine
2

Andy Harter

Set: Andy riffed on Seattle hipsters, vegan cat hotels, gluten-free condoms, and strip clubs, with a joke about a stripper named Destiny and her breast implants.

Interview: Andy discussed moving from Seattle to Austin, being fired from Lyft, dealing with cancel culture, his current jobs (moving furniture, dog sitting, selling drugs), and his dating life.

Bits:
  • Millennials don't use condoms so why are they gluten-free
  • Her tits aren't real but her problems are
Moments:
  • Andy mentioned getting beaten up when friends broke into someone's house for weed
  • Tony roasted his sparse facial hair as looking like he started growing a goatee today
4

Colin Fulstad

Set: Colin delivered short, punchy jokes about smoking weed daily, getting a new drug dealer, celebrating 4/20 on Hitler's birthday.

Interview: Colin appeared twice in two weeks, works at an IPA brewery, has a transgender sister (transitioned 6 years ago), discussed her surgery, and revealed he has Funko Pop collection.

Bits:
  • New drug dealer makes you do drug free to ensure you're cool
  • Can't celebrate 4/20 same way if calling it Hitler's birthday
Moments:
  • Colin revealed his transgender sister and panel made crude jokes about seeing her genitals
5

David Lucas

Regular

Set: David delivered strong jokes about Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton not representing Black people, and the oddity of feeling more naked with shoes on while naked.

Interview: David discussed his bucket hat to attract 'white hoes', his recent workout (5 push-ups), working out with various exercises, and his goals in comedy.

Bits:
  • Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton worst representation; prefer Klansman or Trump speak
  • Feeling naked with shoes on feels nasty vs regular barefoot naked
Moments:
  • David did 5 real push-ups on stage during interview to prove his fitness
  • Tony and David established strong rapport, both laughed about David's appearance and delivery
6

Zach Silverman

Set: Zach did jokes about being a bad Christian, half-Jewish from New Hampshire, drinking and smoking, and the terrible cocktail name 'Black-Eyed Susan'.

Interview: Zach discussed attending St. Edwards University in Austin on scholarship, playing rugby poorly, having swastikas drawn on his car, his Jewish father who teaches woodshop, and his German shepherd puppy.

Bits:
  • Half-Jewish from New Hampshire, round up a lot of people; like Sarah Silverman
  • Black-Eyed Susan cocktail terrible name until learning original was 'shut your mouth susan'
Moments:
  • Zach mentioned swastikas drawn on his car in high school, panel made jokes
7

JP Hinsdale

Set: JP told a graphic story about being eight years old, riding a horse that got sexually aroused, leaving him covered in horse semen while locked in stirrups.

Interview: JP revealed his mother dated men from criminal organizations, lived with grandmother, was left at a house with 20 parrots as a child, and mobsters beat his mother's boyfriend into a coma.

Bits:
  • Horse got aroused while running, JP locked in stirrups, got covered in come
Moments:
  • JP dropped his inhaler before his set, retrieved it during performance
  • Extended interview about mother's relationships with criminals, parrots, and mobster violence, exceeded typical bucket pull duration
  • Panel kept interrupting with mafia bird jokes and pun attempts
8

Chris Hills

Set: Chris did bits about his high-pitched voice, strip club requirements for dating, and love of music, struggled to land jokes and seemed nervous.

Interview: Chris is 27, unemployed, worked with kids, beatboxes names, from Dallas originally, has no girlfriend/boyfriend, and can do Michael Jackson impressions.

Bits:
  • High-pitched voice means can't go to drive-thrus, get mistaken for woman
  • Dating requirement: you must like music; I love music
Moments:
  • Chris beatboxed audience member Chandler's name on stage
  • Chris sang Michael Jackson's 'Human Nature' with full band during interview, claimed not to know lyrics
9

Tony Casillas

Set: Tony told a story about getting a girl pregnant after premature ejaculation at 18, considering naming the baby 'Blue' after blue balls, though she wasn't actually pregnant.

Interview: Tony discussed his military family background, photography/video editing work, OnlyFans photography, his 200+ Funko Pop collection, moving to Austin in June, and his new podcast 'Somewhat Familiar'.

Bits:
  • Girl thought she was pregnant from pre-cum after bad first time sex at 18
  • Would name pre-cum baby 'Blue' after blue balls because he didn't finish
Moments:
  • Tony revealed his legal name is Roger Anthony but goes by Tony like both grandfathers
  • Discussed his military father from West Point who attended Gulf War and later Bosnia