Kill Tony #490 — Joe Rogan

Set: Yoni describes getting kicked out of a kid's birthday party after taking a nerf gun fight too seriously and accidentally shoving a child. He makes jokes about dating single mothers and their spoiled kids.

Interview: Tony and Joe praise Yoni's comfort on stage despite it being his first set. Joe compliments his timing and breath control, noting he seemed comfortable performing.

Set: Thomas describes buying an adjustable kettlebell at Dick's Sporting Goods without asking for help, comparing his struggle to Scooby-Doo seeing a ghost. He makes a joke comparing his back pain to Jeffrey Epstein at Chuck E Cheese.

Interview: Joe and Tony discuss Thomas's two years of comedy experience, his move from Boston to Austin, and his work as a poker dealer. They critique his Scooby-Doo impression as a beginner mistake.

Set: Katie discusses weight gain and Tinder messages asking if she does kinky things, explaining she needs to lose weight so people know she only does missionary. She also jokes about watching documentaries and changing her life based on them.

Interview: Katie reveals she's been doing comedy for two years, gained weight during pandemic, now doing jiu jitsu, and is from Orange County originally before living in New York.

Set: Carter discusses being homeless and living in his car, getting a gym membership for showers. He describes an uncomfortable experience seeing old men drying their genitals in gym hand dryers.

Interview: Tony and Joe learn Carter is 6'5", has been doing comedy for 6 years, lived in Austin for 1.5 years, and previously had hemorrhoids that required medical treatment.

Set: Colin pitches a late-night food delivery app called "foodie calls" with "dish picks" photos, comparing it to Shark Tank. Very short set with minimal content.

Interview: Tony jokes about Colin looking like a Capitol Hill rioter, discusses his background as a skateboarding enthusiast from Minnesota who now works as a front-of-house lead at a brewery pub.

Set: Charles introduces himself as from Austin, the youngest of 15 kids with a weak pull-out game father. He jokes about his dad being a police officer and using police brutality references humorously.

Interview: Charles reveals he's been doing comedy for 10 years, is a middle school teacher's assistant, and is from East Austin. Discussion includes family traditions and his father's career in law enforcement.

Set: Patrick discusses Massachusetts trying to ban the word "mom," deleted his dead mother's contact info, joked at her funeral, and his sister filmed a TikTok at the casket disrespecting the deceased.

Interview: Patrick is 22, been doing comedy for 2.5 years, found his mother dead with his brother, and visited trauma sites like Virginia Tech and JFK assassination spot. He makes dark jokes about visiting tragedy locations.

Set: David jokes that anxiety is a white disease, contrasts it with hood life, and jokes about unemployed people buying energy drinks. Quick, punchy one-liner format with strong delivery.

Interview: David and Tony engage in friendly roasts of each other's appearance and dating habits. David mentions performing at the Comedy Store in LA and has upcoming shows in Austin and Houston.

Set: George discusses magnum condoms fitting everyone despite misconceptions, using them to set false expectations with hookups. Makes jokes about average penis size and the disappointment that follows.

Interview: George claims 6.5-7.5 inches, recently graduated with computer science degree, just moved to Austin, plays ukulele badly, attended Christian school, and played college lacrosse.

Set: Trevor jokes about Armie Hammer eating people, makes cannibalism jokes about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, discusses awkward walking behind women, and in-ground trampolines making above-ground trampolines look trashy.

Interview: Trevor is from Ohio, works for the state in attorney education programs, previously was a lifeguard, and has been doing comedy for 2.5 years. Discussion includes a story about knocking out a child's teeth during swim lessons.

Set: Agabar delivers high-energy set with references to eating ass, sweaty sex, and comedic observations. Lots of rapid-fire jokes with sexual and crude themes, challenging to follow transcription.

Interview: Agabar is a barber at Finley's Barbershop on Lamar, does hair for all ethnicities, been doing comedy 3 years, previously did crack cocaine, has virgin booty, and ran track.

Set: Julian discusses moving in with girlfriend during lockdown, her belief FBI listens through Alexa, and his strategy of giving her toilet wine from a cup. Jokes about prison-style hooch and Amazon lamp ads.

Interview: Julian's father called back day after missing the call but left no voicemail. Discussion about family health history, his paranoid girlfriend, and Joe Rogan jokingly adopting him as a replacement father.