Yoni

Yoni talks about Texas driving etiquette on I-35, comparing aggressive driving to Daytona 500, discusses Texas barbecue as 'big dick energy' with giant black tubes of hot meat, burning trees for cooking.

• Can't drive slow on I-35 or people get up your ass like Daytona 500
• Texas barbecue is big dick energy: giant black tube filled with hot meat
• Cooking barbecue requires burning entire tree with strong arms

Yoni's second-ever set jokes about using barbecue sauce as lube, having a million TikTok views (gaining followers aged 10-18 with his mustache), SpaceX having more money than NASA, suggesting 'Black Hole Smell' candle to NASA, and his disappointment at being almost 40 without marriage/kids.

• Barbecue sauce as lube comparison, inappropriate TikTok following of minors
• SpaceX has more money than NASA; suggests 'Black Hole Smell' candle
• Almost 40, unmarried, no kids, same truck since 2005, pees sitting down

Yoni describes getting kicked out of a kid's birthday party after taking a nerf gun fight too seriously and accidentally shoving a child. He makes jokes about dating single mothers and their spoiled kids.

• Got too competitive in nerf gun fight with kids, pushed 8-year-old across room
• Dating single mothers whose kids are spoiled and ask for salads