Yoni
Yoni has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Yoni talks about Texas driving etiquette on I-35, comparing aggressive driving to Daytona 500, discusses Texas barbecue as 'big dick energy' with giant black tubes of hot meat, burning trees for cooking.
- Can't drive slow on I-35 or people get up your ass like Daytona 500
- Texas barbecue is big dick energy: giant black tube filled with hot meat
- Cooking barbecue requires burning entire tree with strong arms
Yoni's second-ever set jokes about using barbecue sauce as lube, having a million TikTok views (gaining followers aged 10-18 with his mustache), SpaceX having more money than NASA, suggesting 'Black Hole Smell' candle to NASA, and his disappointment at being almost 40 without marriage/kids.
- Barbecue sauce as lube comparison, inappropriate TikTok following of minors
- SpaceX has more money than NASA; suggests 'Black Hole Smell' candle
- Almost 40, unmarried, no kids, same truck since 2005, pees sitting down
Yoni describes getting kicked out of a kid's birthday party after taking a nerf gun fight too seriously and accidentally shoving a child. He makes jokes about dating single mothers and their spoiled kids.
- Got too competitive in nerf gun fight with kids, pushed 8-year-old across room
- Dating single mothers whose kids are spoiled and ask for salads