Kill Tony #507 — Jessica Michelle Singleton

Set: William performs jokes about his elderly father, Bill Gates/COVID, Dr. Seuss, and creates a setup about "Only Fans" as a home improvement store selling fans.

Interview: Tony and Jessica ask about William's sunburn, blood-stained shirt from cat's cradle, sunburned belly button, and his attachment to Pretty Woman. William discusses being a regular, moving to Austin, and his cryptocurrency/7-Eleven scheme.

Set: Aaron discusses buying refurbished condoms from a peddler, his weak hips during sex, and jokes about lasting only two minutes with a guide helping him.

Interview: Tony learns Aaron lived on a boat in San Francisco for a year, has weak hips, does rock climbing, studies communications, and is in a relationship of 1.5 years. Discussion covers his sex life and a Tinder encounter where the girl said 'I love you' mid-sex.

Set: Mariano jokes about conspiracy theories, vaccines not making him autistic, South American vaccination experience, and cults being a white thing. He's returning to the show and discusses his hair as a shy person's crutch.

Interview: Tony discusses Mariano's vintage shirt-wearing origins in shyness, mocks his hair again, learns about his knee injury from dancing on Sixth Street two months ago, border crossing to a wedding in Mexico, and failed dating life.

Set: Yoni talks about Texas driving etiquette on I-35, comparing aggressive driving to Daytona 500, discusses Texas barbecue as 'big dick energy' with giant black tubes of hot meat, burning trees for cooking.

Interview: Tony praises Yoni as a positive community member and barbecue ambassador. Yoni discusses Snow's Barbecue in Lexington with 86-year-old pit master Miss Tootsie, waking up at 6:37 AM, and admits he's over barbecue after 10-15 servings since moving.

Set: David does jokes about Bill Gates/Melinda Gates divorce, relationship strength with money, women screaming during sex from pain vs pleasure, and dirty talk. Returns to show as regular.

Interview: David discusses recent Atlanta trip, went fishing and boating, caught shell cracker fish, talks about country activities. Tony roasts his outfit as looking like a public defender. They discuss Kobe jokes and David's sexual preferences.

Set: John jokes about quitting sex due to awkward moments, getting pubic hair in mouth, having to repeat dirty talk, and girls not understanding his flirting. Three months into stand-up comedy.

Interview: John is from Maryland, moved to Austin three years ago, works in pharmaceuticals, has long-distance girlfriend in Florida vet school. Met girlfriend on St. Patrick's Day in Baltimore, they had sex that first night. Only three months doing stand-up.

Set: Mary jokes about moving to Austin Friday to get sober after brother's wedding drunk incident, COVID refuge at parents' house, hating incontinent grandmother, and her grandfather dying while saying 'be positive' needing blood type.

Interview: Mary moved to Austin Friday with only five days sober, trying to get sober since 2009, from The Woodlands suburb of Houston. Had brother's wedding a month ago in Austin where she got very drunk. Raised pigs in FFA, trained as floral designer (first in state), looking for sobriety.

Set: Dave jokes about having two gay dads, hearing parents have sex sounds like bears fighting over salmon, awkward sex sounds from parents with normal moaning, never says out of ordinary things during sex.

Interview: Dave can play bass guitar. Discussion about his whiteness and lack of non-white qualities. Participates in Mexican drum-off competition against Michael Gonzalez, the resident drummer, where if he wins becomes new drummer.