Kill Tony #508 — Ron White, Russell Peters

Set: Hans opened with observational jokes about his appearance and dating, resting anime face, racism, and controversial takes on trans people and suicide.

Interview: Hans discussed living in a van with solar panels, starting an open mic in a park, and his sexual experiences in NYC and the desert. Tony and the panel questioned him extensively about his personal life and preferences.

Set: Estefan performed poorly with jokes about personal hygiene, brushing teeth, and a story about a girl complimenting his soft hands, leading to miscommunication about sexual activity.

Interview: Estefan revealed he's been doing stand-up for 4-5 months, got a guest spot through his cousin's connection with Alex Romundo, and works as a cook. Tony heavily criticized the set.

Set: Kiko opened with jokes about Colombians vs Mexicans, cocaine use for seven months, and a dark joke about his mother being crushed by a pallet due to cocaine use.

Interview: Kiko revealed he grew up on a coffee farm, is a musician with his own band, and performed a blues song with the band on stage. Ron White praised his voice.

Set: Anthony joked about being called a colonizer, culture shock on MLK Boulevard in Austin, and moving due to voting him out. Mentioned liking Bare Naked Ladies and not having a house.

Interview: Anthony is 28, from DMV area, moved to Austin a month ago, does DoorDash, went to school for Oracle databases, played football but injured his hand. Discussed family divided on Trump, learned cooking from chef father, and had failed relationship with white girlfriend.

Set: Brandon's first stand-up attempt, girlfriend signed him up without his knowledge. Rambling set about Austin, divorced parents with opposing politics, and dating challenges. Set was poorly structured and interrupted.

Interview: Brandon is 30, from Austin, works in tech, Indian background, first-time comedian whose girlfriend Brenda signed him up. Tony brought Brenda on stage, revealed she volunteers at shelter and appears to financially support Brandon.

Set: Thomas performed edgy material about girlfriend traumatized by special needs student at HEB, used slur multiple times, made gay mafia jokes, and discussed girlfriend possibly being a magnet for disabled people.

Interview: Thomas has been doing stand-up 2.5 years in Austin, was on show a month ago, recently lost job, now does graphic design and poster work. Joe Rogan was on previous episode but didn't comment on his comedy.

Set: Kristie joked about making out with homeless guy, ex with sleep apnea (she held pillow), being half Hispanic with only brown nipples, and attempted murder.

Interview: Kristie lost 25 pounds, been doing stand-up 2 years on/off, mother died of cancer in 2019, most family dead from Alzheimer's/dementia/alcoholism. Works as Twitch IRL streamer, moving to Austin, single and focused on comedy/Twitch.

Set: Marcus joked about doing lots of Adderall, graduating with honors from college, vaccine jokes about Eminem and Johnson & Johnson, and CBD store job interview mentioning selling real weed.

Interview: Marcus is 27, doesn't eat pussy (even on ecstasy at 21, stopped feeling anything), lived in Germany where he had Bell's Palsy at 21 for 3 weeks, unemployed, worked construction/food trucks/Uber/Postmates, just hired at Vulcan Gas Company.

Set: Dallas joked about never being jealous of mic stand, got haircut because looked androgynous/lesbian, adopted, met biological mom at 20 (11 years ago), mom didn't know father's identity, depression mentioned.

Interview: Dallas is 10-year stand-up from Shreveport Louisiana, adopted by family cousin Linda, grew up in diverse hood neighborhood, learned Spanish, Linda was stabbed in womb during mugging. Works cooking, loves Cuban food, tried various facial hair without success, has girlfriend but also seeing other woman.