Kristie Nova
Kristie Nova has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Kristie discusses desperation in dating (friend's 3-year-old calls her 'Taxi'), wanting to give massages and be called 'Play-Doh,' confusion about her identity with two-colored hair (liberal or lesbian).
- So desperate friend's 3-year-old calls her 'Taxi' because she's easy to hail and get inside.
- People assume she's liberal or lesbian because of colored hair; actually likes guns and sex.
Kristie jokes about lying to father about dating, father thinking she did cocaine, catching her with rough sex partner, father on Tinder, and him being bad kisser.
- Told dad she hung with friends, he assumed cocaine, reality was blowjobs with white substance
- Since mother died, father became horny teenager, pulls up Tinder with Kristie in his age range
Kristie joked about making out with homeless guy, ex with sleep apnea (she held pillow), being half Hispanic with only brown nipples, and attempted murder.
- Homeless guy said kisses felt like home, she asks if like dumpster
- Ex had sleep apnea, she was holding pillow over his face
- Half Hispanic, only brown thing on body is nipples