Dallas Irvine
Dallas Irvine has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Dallas discusses weight loss from 230 to 185 pounds over 18 months, sleeping with overweight white girls and mixed-race kids in Pflugerville, sexual jokes about not being a block of cheese.
- Lost 245 pounds, now fucking beautiful fat white girls and mixed-race kids over Pflugerville; wants to be stepfather.
- Dick is not block of cheese, more like little smoky; girl grating it like cheese.
Dallas jokes about Austin's crackheads being impressive, feeding them cigarette butts, absurd encounters with homeless individuals, and racial misidentifications.
- Austin's crackheads are best; feed them cigarette butts from hand not cupped.
Dallas joked about never being jealous of mic stand, got haircut because looked androgynous/lesbian, adopted, met biological mom at 20 (11 years ago), mom didn't know father's identity, depression mentioned.
- Never been jealous of mic stand before, looks androgynous lesbian
- Met biological mom, asked about father, she knew 5 guys, 4 weren't dad, 1 was taqueria
- Depression is a bitch, tried suicide at 23 when 320 pounds, rope broke