Kill Tony #522 — Christina Pazsitzky

Set: Hans performs biblical jokes mocking Adam and Eve as a couple, comparing them unfavorably to gay couples. He jokes about atheism and internet access.

Interview: Tony and Christina discuss Hans's recent acid trip, fire-starting, and sexual encounters at Whataburger drive-thru. Hans reveals he's now being messaged by women and attempts to make out with multiple audience members.

Set: Aaron jokes about being called gay by his girlfriend because he comes too fast, compares premature ejaculation to porn watching, and makes herpes jokes.

Interview: Aaron discusses his previous appearance at Antone's, his work as a server at Sour Duck Market, and his drunk interactions with Tony at the creek and cave comedy club.

Set: Zach jokes about erectile dysfunction from pornography, dating app women with diabetes, fake herpes claims, and a lifting bit cut short.

Interview: Tony discusses Zach's status as a national champion strongman from Ohio, attempts to have him lift audience members, and interviews him about his background and musical talents.

Set: Bobby performs wordplay-heavy jokes about opening a Lion King themed strip club called Hakuna Matatas, his dog being single, managing a chicken-themed brothel, and downloading a PGA Tour app while drunk.

Interview: Bobby discusses his origins in Houston and Fort Lauderdale, his move to Dallas and Austin, his bank preference, parents' jobs, and upcoming departure from Firehouse Subs.

Set: David performs jokes about trying to understand white people and their CrossFit obsession, comparing lifting fat women to flipping tires, and miscellaneous observations.

Interview: Tony and Christina discuss David's jacket, his recent sold-out shows in San Diego, his voting and political views, and extensive riffing on his appearance.

Set: John performs absurdist jokes about electric cars breaking like phones, dating self-help books and Bill Cosby references, and white privilege relating to Candy Crush mental health.

Interview: Tony discusses John's theater background, his work at a poke restaurant, his recent move to Austin from Cedar Park, and his young age of 23 with zero experience.

Set: Dallas jokes about Austin's crackheads being impressive, feeding them cigarette butts, absurd encounters with homeless individuals, and racial misidentifications.

Interview: Tony discusses Dallas constantly bombing on the show, his cooking skills (garlic confit), his negative audience appearance, and encourages him to keep trying.

Set: Joe performs jokes about his rap name Young Wizard and Draco Malfoy references, resting Aryan face, and confusing HEB lubricant with toothpaste causing burning sensations.

Interview: Tony and Christina discuss Joe's appearance, his year-long relationship breakup with girlfriend Abby, and attempt to call Abby to ask why she dumped him.

Set: Ali performs an extended Ben Shapiro impression mocking his speech patterns, appearance, and political arguments about race and emotion, calling him an evil doll.

Interview: Ali discusses his 10 years in stand-up, being from Tucson Arizona, moving to Nashville, working Instacart/Ubereats, his Libyan father, and beatboxing abilities.

Set: Molly performs jokes about abortion timing, stroller weather, parallel parking compared to fellatio, and living in New York with a car.

Interview: Molly reveals she just moved to Austin from New York, previously from South Florida, has only done stand-up a handful of times, and has worked in pornography for six years.