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Kill Tony #521 — Joe Rogan, Eleanor Kerrigan

📅 August 23, 2021 📍 Austin, TX Vulcan Gas Company 🎤 12 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

Guests: Joe Rogan · Eleanor Kerrigan

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Lineup

2

Audrey Scott

Set: Jokes about bread crumbs, relationships, gaslighting, and misogyny. Included dark humor about child endangerment and abortion.

Interview: Two years in stand-up, moved from Virginia two months ago. Works odd jobs including getting paid to let people practice tattoos. Mormon background influenced her writing.

Bits:
  • Bread crumbs are just for the birds with duck pun
  • Gaslighting boyfriend and massaging knees for misogynistic men
  • Would shoot a baby left in car to end its misery
Moments:
  • Eleanor Kerrigan reluctantly compliments her set
3

Britney Ledesma

Set: Jokes about transgender sister's transition, mother's overreaction, and crude sex jokes. Two-week return appearance making transgender humor the centerpiece.

Interview: Two years stand-up, works at Vulcan Gas Company. Sister transitioned last year and is a heroin addict. Takes shrooms regularly, witnessed dog escape while tied to stool.

Bits:
  • Transgender sister always been a [ __ ], mother overreacted more than to Rod Stewart's death
  • Medical-grade penis from transgender surgery compared to hitting medical weed
Moments:
  • Second appearance in two weeks, rare consecutive booking
  • Audience member heckles her to shut up
4

Tom Murphy

Set: Jokes about girlfriend dumping him, her not liking porn, and hoping for COVID to continue. Dark humor about wanting a respirator down her throat.

Interview: 29 years old, Irish-German with bright red hair. Ubereats driver. Recently turned down sex with an 18-year-old at an illegal bar. Has niche sexual interests including peanut butter.

Bits:
  • Girlfriend dumping during lockdown suggests he's the problem in relationship
  • She won't watch porn despite his attempts to show her videos
Moments:
  • Tony compares his appearance to William Montgomery's grandfather
  • Revealed he turned down sex with 18-year-old two weeks prior
5

Shawn Riley

Set: Jokes about watching porn, phone screen reflections, porn ads, and inability to communicate with crying women. Vulcan references scattered throughout.

Interview: Four-and-a-half years in stand-up. Moved to Austin two months ago from LA. Works in finance. Runs several miles daily to Slipknot and Pantera. Parents still together.

Bits:
  • Porn ads should be integrated into pornography itself
  • Women crying makes him freeze up and state facts like a Vulcan
Moments:
  • Set got negative crowd response
6

Hans Kim

Regular

Set: Riffs on German-Korean name meaning, K-pop dancing, and future of manhood. Gang violence threat from McDonald's drive-thru included.

Interview: Lives in a van. Recently threatened by McDonald's employee. Makes out with three women from Yellow Rose and Red Rose during taping. Has casual sex with audience members regularly.

Bits:
  • German name gives him cover as non-Asian, hides bratwurst-loving side
  • German-Korean name means hating Japanese Jews who are K-pop dancers
Moments:
  • Three women from Yellow Rose/Red Rose come on stage to kiss him
  • Hans visibly nervous and embarrassed by multiple kiss segments
  • Identifies one regular 'Stormy' who keeps returning to kiss him
7

Jaden Sharpe

Set: Jokes about not being profiled by police, Patagonia stereotype, Black Lives Matter reparations misconception, and K-pop references. Dark humor about youth pastor molesting white kids only.

Interview: One year experience. Originally from Indiana, moved to Austin at 17. Marine Corps cook for six years. Works at Vulcan Gas Company. Black/white mixed race, parents from Elkhart, Indiana.

Bits:
  • Police never profile guys wearing Patagonia and UGGs
  • Thought 'reparations' meant blow jobs during BLM protests
  • Racist youth pastor only molested white kids, not surprising
Moments:
  • Eleanor identifies him as likely Marine based on appearance
  • Discusses humble role as cook in military chow hall
8

Heather Keith

Set: Killed with Blue's Clues phone sex joke that led to restraining order. References mail song and comedic structure. Golden ticket-level performance.

Interview: Two-and-a-half years stand-up minus one year COVID break. Moved from New Hampshire to Colorado to Austin. Currently unemployed, living with random roommate from Facebook. Recently kissed Hans Kim drunk at his birthday party.

Bits:
  • Phone sex guy hung up when she did Blue's Clues impression
  • Guy sent restraining order referencing Blue's Clues mail song
Moments:
  • Killed with Blue's Clues references, crowd loved it
  • Admits to previously kissing Hans Kim while drunk
9

Nick Reece

Set: Jokes about Texas naming formula (street + service), mushroom dealer dosage levels, and looking like a used Coke can. Impromptu bad rap battle included.

Interview: Visited Austin in May, moved there two weeks prior. Works at Vulcan. Previously on show with Jeremiah Watkins at Comedy Store LA. Recently caught someone robbing him and counter-robbed their backpack.

Bits:
  • Texas business names follow formula: street name + service
  • Mushroom dealer dosages like video game settings (hardcore, insane, heroic, legendary)
  • Looks like he sells used Coke
Moments:
  • Impromptu bad rap battle with Tony and the band
  • Told confusing story about counter-robbing someone with a backpack
10

Ben Moffitt

Set: Repeated 'takes two people to suck my dick' format joke with various punchlines (belly, flashlight, Bigfoot). Self-deprecating fat jokes throughout.

Interview: 25 years old, just moved to Austin two weeks ago from Grand Rapids. Unemployed. Was a bank teller before moving. Preferred walk-on at Ohio State. Polish, Swedish, Irish heritage. Last had sex three months ago in Chicago.

Bits:
  • Takes two people to suck his dick, one holds up gut
  • Takes two people, one holds flashlight if they find Bigfoot
Moments:
  • Visibly sweating nervously during interview
11

Danny McGough

Set: Dark jokes about friend Brooklyn in hospital with cancer (she's out now). Uncle in wheelchair shouldn't marry. Anorexic/bulimic in high school, heckled about being fat. Generation Z doesn't shoot up schools.

Interview: One year stand-up. Born and raised in Weatherford (Fort Worth area). Virgin at 21, only second base. Catholic background. Recently stopped being religious. Rollerblades every other day.

Bits:
  • Dedicated set to friend Brooklyn with cancer, joked she should visit him
  • Uncle in wheelchair shouldn't marry because he's already a better half
  • Woman yelled he's fat when he first mentioned being anorexic/bulimic
Moments:
  • Disclosed virgin status at age 21 on stage
  • Only got to second base, stopped due to Catholic fear
12

William Montgomery

Regular

Set: Complained beauty salon workers can't read minds about haircut. Attacked Generation Z for not shooting up schools. Taliban sex slaves and pronouns joke. Montessori school = socialism.

Interview: Regular cast member, longest-standing regular. Recently got eyebrows tattooed. Now wearing makeup with glitter and lipstick for first time. Smoking weed before sets, affecting performance. Recently got sober from alcohol, replaced with raisin bread addiction (two-and-a-half loaves weekly with butter).

Bits:
  • Beauty salon workers can't read minds about haircut specifications
  • Generation Z doesn't shoot up schools, good thing actually
  • Montessori school = raising socialists for parents to feel good
Moments:
  • New makeup with glitter and lipstick applied by Britney Ledesma
  • Three redheaded performers lined up with him for photo
  • Revealed three-month sobriety from alcohol, replaced with raisin bread