Ali Musa
Ali Musa has performed on Kill Tony 6 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Stories about homeless boy band (Crack Street Boys), getting flashed by same homeless lady three times, cop knowing the flasher by name (Denise).
- Homeless boy band called Crack Street Boys heating spoon to exactly 98 degrees.
- Got flashed three times by same lady (Denise), cop knew her by name.
Ali told a story about finding 'I love cock' carved in gym bathroom wall, changing it to 'I love to cook', then someone changing it to 'I love to cook cock', then Ali changing it to 'I love to cook cookies', and finally someone just carving a swastika with the n-word.
- Bathroom graffiti battle: I love cock → cook → cook cock → cook cookies → swastika n-word
Describes doing stand-up in an Uber comedy show in a Honda Accord with uncomfortable passengers. Transitions into a Kat Williams impression of a tour guide in Austin highlighting absurdities like drunk people and Caucasians breaking traffic laws.
- Kat Williams as Austin tour guide impression highlighting city absurdities.
Ali discusses moving from Arizona to Austin being surprisingly liberal, scary homeless people on Sixth Street including one who looks explosion-survived, being asked for money and insulting him creatively.
- Homeless guy said he looked like police sketch of Jafar, Ali said he looked like Aladdin without lamp
- Austin's homeless are scariest on planet because they look explosion-survived cartoon characters
Ali discusses homeless people's boldness and a shoeless woman offering to suck his toes instead of his dick. Compares getting dick sucked to his favorite thing in life.
- Homeless woman offering toe sucking instead of dick sucking
- Ranking dick sucking as number one, homeless lady toe sucking as number two
Ali performs an extended Ben Shapiro impression mocking his speech patterns, appearance, and political arguments about race and emotion, calling him an evil doll.
- Ben Shapiro looks like evil doll from 80s horror, talks fast and pretentious.
- Ben Shapiro looks like Nintendo Wii version of Dracula; how is he small and predatory.