Kill Tony #625 — Post Malone, Joe Rogan, Kurt Metzger

Set: Opens with a joke about a Black man arrested for hitting white people with chairs, comparing it to pro wrestling. Continues with observational humor about Republicans and community service at Lululemon.

Interview: Tony and panel critique the opening joke for being unclear. Hans discusses feeling nervous about the performance and accepts Joe's suggestion to challenge Casey Rocket next week.

Set: Jokes about trusting farts in the military without underwear, leading to a mishap during the invasion of Iraq. Describes fooling his sergeant into thinking he sprayed himself with a water hose.

Interview: Tony and panel react with shock to the poorly received set. Mike discusses his time as a Blackhawk crew chief and Medevac serviceman, mentioning three tours to Iraq including the invasion.

Set: Describes doing stand-up in an Uber comedy show in a Honda Accord with uncomfortable passengers. Transitions into a Kat Williams impression of a tour guide in Austin highlighting absurdities like drunk people and Caucasians breaking traffic laws.

Interview: Tony asks about his 12 years in stand-up, opening for Joey Diaz, living in Austin across from defunct Cap City Comedy Club. Discusses working out, livestreaming, and his viral Ben Shapiro impression.

Set: Opens by announcing he's gay and proposes an exchange program between gay and Black people: five f-words for one n-word. Gets a strong positive response from the audience.

Interview: Moved to Austin last night from Salt Lake City (ex-Mormon). Recently purchased a Bucky's shirt. Discusses dating ex-Mormon men and his interest in closeted guys. Plays fiddle and mandolin, performs opera for the crowd.

Set: Describes being profiled as a drug dealer on 6th Street by a crackhead who kept accusing him of selling crack. Ends with the punchline that he actually did sell them crack.

Interview: Tony discusses Cam's viral status and recent move from Orlando. Cam gives Post Malone a shell from his pocket. Discusses his recent experiences with white people and dating white women.

Set: Existential rant about existence being bad and God creating a flawed universe. References getting high. Set gets cut off before completing the material.

Interview: Tony criticizes Eric for being unprepared and selfish. Reveals he's 38, handsome, and doing stand-up for the first time just for fun. Tony refuses to let him finish after initial poor reception.

Set: Tells story about his dog Maddie and girlfriend's dog Sophie. Wife wanted to get Sophie groomed before breeding, but Ron forgot and shaved her instead, questioning if that's weird.

Set: Criticizes participation trophy generation and autism diagnosis trends. Tells story about his Uncle Cash who has a 13-inch soft penis but doesn't know how to use it, suggesting God must be female for this cruel joke.

Interview: David discusses his special being filmed at the Mothership Sept 22-23. Joe Rogan is his father figure. He's on tour with various dates across US. Gets roasted heavily by panel.

Set: Poetic set comparing sex acts across species, equating old people having sex with pedophilia, claiming both are repulsive and should be crimes.

Interview: Karen discusses her previous viral appearance about storming the Capitol. Reveals she's on a no-fly list. Works with Kinky Friedman at Echo Hill ranch for Gold Star families. Got arrested at Austin Airport last Christmas.

Set: Takes applications for sugar mama position. References booty Coke, high school being gay, looking scary. Makes jokes about body image and HPV Lovecraft.

Interview: Drew is 25, just moved to Austin 3 months ago, lives in 2001 Dodge Ram van. Has run out of his $2,000 startup money. Admits to being financially irresponsible, tipping dollar bills for water at bars.

Set: Jokes about living with roommate and dirty microwave. Makes circumcision jokes and comments about friend's $300 circumcision cost. References uncircumcised vibes.

Interview: Martin is a golden ticket winner from DC area, just moved to Austin week and a half ago. Has cerebral palsy. Discusses driving jokes, borrowed car incident, military service (Iraq, Purple Heart), and moved to Austin for comedy.

Set: Opening jokes about protesting at gay wedding with congregation. Biden and Hunter corruption jokes. Trudeau divorce joke. Post Malone strip club/Hunter Biden comparison. Heavy political and current events material.

Interview: William announces new Dude Wipes sponsorship ($40M contract, Scottie Pippen tier). Discusses hemorrhoid management, shaving technique. Pitches himself as Raising Cane's spokesperson. Jokes about killing homeless people in Seattle with hidden boot knife.