Kill Tony #625 — Post Malone, Joe Rogan, Kurt Metzger

Set: Opens with a joke about a Black man arrested for hitting white people with chairs, comparing it to pro wrestling. Continues with observational humor about Republicans and community service at Lululemon.

Interview: Tony and panel critique the opening joke for being unclear. Hans discusses feeling nervous about the performance and accepts Joe's suggestion to challenge Casey Rocket next week.

Set: Jokes about trusting farts in the military without underwear, leading to a mishap during the invasion of Iraq. Describes fooling his sergeant into thinking he sprayed himself with a water hose.

Interview: Tony and panel react with shock to the poorly received set. Mike discusses his time as a Blackhawk crew chief and Medevac serviceman, mentioning three tours to Iraq including the invasion.

Set: Describes doing stand-up in an Uber comedy show in a Honda Accord with uncomfortable passengers. Transitions into a Kat Williams impression of a tour guide in Austin highlighting absurdities like drunk people and Caucasians breaking traffic laws.

Interview: Tony asks about his 12 years in stand-up, opening for Joey Diaz, living in Austin across from defunct Cap City Comedy Club. Discusses working out, livestreaming, and his viral Ben Shapiro impression.

Set: Opens by announcing he's gay and proposes an exchange program between gay and Black people: five f-words for one n-word. Gets a strong positive response from the audience.

Interview: Moved to Austin last night from Salt Lake City (ex-Mormon). Recently purchased a Bucky's shirt. Discusses dating ex-Mormon men and his interest in closeted guys. Plays fiddle and mandolin, performs opera for the crowd.

Set: Describes being profiled as a drug dealer on 6th Street by a crackhead who kept accusing him of selling crack. Ends with the punchline that he actually did sell them crack.

Interview: Tony discusses Cam's viral status and recent move from Orlando. Cam gives Post Malone a shell from his pocket. Discusses his recent experiences with white people and dating white women.

Set: Existential rant about existence being bad and God creating a flawed universe. References getting high. Set gets cut off before completing the material.

Interview: Tony criticizes Eric for being unprepared and selfish. Reveals he's 38, handsome, and doing stand-up for the first time just for fun. Tony refuses to let him finish after initial poor reception.

Set: Tells story about his dog Maddie and girlfriend's dog Sophie. Wife wanted to get Sophie groomed before breeding, but Ron forgot and shaved her instead, questioning if that's weird.

Set: Criticizes participation trophy generation and autism diagnosis trends. Tells story about his Uncle Cash who has a 13-inch soft penis but doesn't know how to use it, suggesting God must be female for this cruel joke.

Interview: David discusses his special being filmed at the Mothership Sept 22-23. Joe Rogan is his father figure. He's on tour with various dates across US. Gets roasted heavily by panel.

Set: Poetic set comparing sex acts across species, equating old people having sex with pedophilia, claiming both are repulsive and should be crimes.

Interview: Karen discusses her previous viral appearance about storming the Capitol. Reveals she's on a no-fly list. Works with Kinky Friedman at Echo Hill ranch for Gold Star families. Got arrested at Austin Airport last Christmas.

Set: Takes applications for sugar mama position. References booty Coke, high school being gay, looking scary. Makes jokes about body image and HPV Lovecraft.

Interview: Drew is 25, just moved to Austin 3 months ago, lives in 2001 Dodge Ram van. Has run out of his $2,000 startup money. Admits to being financially irresponsible, tipping dollar bills for water at bars.

Set: Jokes about living with roommate and dirty microwave. Makes circumcision jokes and comments about friend's $300 circumcision cost. References uncircumcised vibes.

Interview: Martin is a golden ticket winner from DC area, just moved to Austin week and a half ago. Has cerebral palsy. Discusses driving jokes, borrowed car incident, military service (Iraq, Purple Heart), and moved to Austin for comedy.

Set: Opening jokes about protesting at gay wedding with congregation. Biden and Hunter corruption jokes. Trudeau divorce joke. Post Malone strip club/Hunter Biden comparison. Heavy political and current events material.

Interview: William announces new Dude Wipes sponsorship ($40M contract, Scottie Pippen tier). Discusses hemorrhoid management, shaving technique. Pitches himself as Raising Cane's spokesperson. Jokes about killing homeless people in Seattle with hidden boot knife.

Interview: Post Malone appears as panel guest alongside Joe Rogan and Kurt Metzger. Gives shell to Kam Patterson. Roasts David Lucas on appearance. Discusses Raising Cane's chicken sponsorship. Interacts with various comedians throughout show.

Interview: Joe Rogan appears as panel guest. Suggests Hans Kim challenge Casey Rocket for regular status. Compliments Scott Fillmore's opera singing. Interacts throughout the show providing roasts and observations.

Interview: Kurt Metzger serves as panel guest throughout the episode. Roasts various comedians including Scott Fillmore, David Lucas, and William Montgomery. Gets roasted back by David Lucas for his werewolf appearance.