Kill Tony #626 — Joe DeRosa, David Lucas

Set: Hans defended his regular spot against challenger Scott Fillmore with tight jokes about dating a white woman, Gen Z porn terminology, and his girlfriend's intelligence.

Interview: Hans discussed his stress pimple, his preparation process based on self-hatred and internet comments, and joked about his girlfriend turning on the dome light to use her phone.

Set: Scott did a 53-second set about coming out as gay, dating women again, labels dividing America, and a dark joke about depression and suicide.

Interview: Scott discussed his one week in Austin, hating the heat, wanting to kill himself, and engaged with David Lucas in crude back-and-forth banter about gay culture.

Set: Nathan did a rambling 60-second set about being born on leap day (Feb 29), acting his age despite being 35/9 year cycles, and comparing stand-up to one-night stands requiring effort.

Interview: Nathan revealed he's high on cannabis, has ADHD, just moved from Seattle, works construction and pest control, and became increasingly incoherent about his life and love interests.

Set: Matt did a crude 60-second set about getting a bidet, discovering anal play, shower head removal, and accidentally getting shampoo up his ass.

Interview: Matt revealed he's been doing comedy 1.5 years in Austin, took mushrooms before going on, drives Uber, sells weed, studied business admin, and snuck into ACL festival multiple times.

Set: Kam did a 60-second set about Twitter/X, finding news through porn, and watching interracial gangbang videos.

Interview: Kam discussed becoming a regular two months ago, upcoming San Antonio and Chicago Theater shows, mentoring relationship with David Jolly, and selling merchandise.

Set: Seth did a rambling 60-second set about his birthday, eating Chef Boyardee, NyQuil, and cryptic references to seeing 'Hat man' and watching iCarly and That 70s Show fully clothed.

Interview: Seth was incoherent, evasive about his background, claims 10 years comedy experience started in El Paso, works as barista, receives disability check, and runs an open mic downtown.

Set: David did a 51-second set about white people in Puerto Rico, family members, a homeboy with 10 kids discovering five aren't his but they stay together.

Interview: David discussed seven years of stand-up, performing daily at spots, recent show with Joe DeRosa at mothership, and upcoming secret show Thursday.

Set: Luke did a 60-second set about overcoming gambling addiction and starting condoms, slow-burn joke about lingering burns, references to Waka Flocka's 'No Hands', and accidental gay scenario.

Interview: Luke revealed he's done stand-up one year in Dallas, works door guy at Addison Improv, attended previous Kill Tony show, loves music and plays guitar/bass.

Set: Kelly did a 60-second set about visiting Austin, Cathedral of Junk vagina joke, Xbox reference, being very single, missing warm jizz on chest, and pouring soup instead.

Interview: Kelly revealed 10 years stand-up in LA, copywriter for ad agency, travels frequently, recently in Hawaii, has cold, and evasive about sexual experiences.

Set: William did a 60-second set about credit scores and loan applications, Tommy the pinball wizard joke, Super Bowl/Lizzo joke about obesity.

Interview: William discussed Toronto/Detroit shows, freezing up in front of 5-10k people in theaters, buying 1972 Ouija board, opening portal through butthole, and hemorrhoid mirror gazing.