Matt Rivas
Matt Rivas has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Comedy about OnlyFans addiction like Pokemon cards/scratchers, paying for low-quality toe pics, fantasy football comparison.
- OnlyFans like scratchers/Pokemon cards; paid $4 for $10 worth of toes
- Toe pics seller painted skin on pinky toe; called her out via paid message
Three-year comedian performing observational comedy about his mixed heritage (Mexican-Asian), butter faces vs butter Adam's apples, and being attracted to a tall trans woman.
- Looks like orange chicken because he's mixed Mexican-Asian
- Prefers butter faces but Austin has butter Adam's apples
- Six-foot woman with huge Adam's apple, asked if she had extra ACLs
Matt jokes about Mexican Jewish cousin Kik who works construction but demands payment in bonds, manages coffee shop called Hebrews, built tunnels for both cartels, carries gold gun with pigtails. Contrasts being Mexican and Jewish.
- Cousin Kik is Mexican Jewish construction worker who demands bonds payment
- Cousin built tunnels for both sides, Mexican and Jewish
Matt did a crude 60-second set about getting a bidet, discovering anal play, shower head removal, and accidentally getting shampoo up his ass.
- Bidet changed life, now face-down ass-up in shower
- Got shampoo up ass, learned lesson via bidet