Kill Tony #714 — Luis J Gomez, Lemaire Lee
Guests: Luis J Gomez · Lemaire Lee
Lineup
Set: Political commentary on female presidents, gender equality, and transgender women. Jokes about Obama, Caitlyn Jenner, and Wendy Williams with rapid-fire punchlines.
Interview: Discussed media narratives about female presidents, his living situation (two-bedroom apartment), smoke detector awareness among Black people, and his comedy content on social media.
- Media says women can't be president, but only media says that
- Smoke detector beep pitched so high only white people hear it
- Sublime is the whitest thing about him despite being Black
- Extended discussion about smoke detector alarms and racial awareness
- Panel questions what is the blackest and whitest thing about him
Set: Jokes about dating, unwanted sexual acts during sex, and accidental misunderstandings. References her past art sales and personal dating mishaps.
Interview: Discussed her eight years of stand-up, her past paintings she sold at shows, recent life events including a homeless friend she adopted at a hotel, and the recent death of a friend from ketamine overdose.
- Black belt and dick sucking joke about her necklace from Claire's
- Only would suck a dick to refuse a UTI
- Unexpected slaps in face during sex, doesn't know why
- Revealed friend died from ketamine overdose, emotional moment
- Admitted to painting herself on toilet to sell at comedy shows
- Panel criticized her roast attempts at Red Band
Set: Comedy about workplace frustrations, managers on cocaine and coffee, and the disconnect between employer expectations and employee reality. Fast-paced delivery with repeated complaints.
Interview: Discussed his previous appearance and redemption moment, his Puerto Rican identity as Taino, his recent heart attack recovery, and his past experience doing backyard wrestling.
- Managers ask 'where do you see yourself in five years'
- Manager hopped up on cocaine vs employee high on weed mismatch
- Long list of workplace tasks including inventory and filing
- Panel discusses his Taino indigenous Puerto Rican heritage
- Revealed heart attack a year ago, still in recovery
- Mentioned backyard wrestling with swanton bombs off playground equipment
Set: Very new comedian with highly offensive material about meeting women through dating apps, claiming to have a gay twin brother as an alter ego to seduce women, and crude sexual jokes.
Interview: Admitted to being one month into stand-up comedy, owning a semi-trailer rental company in Omaha, Nebraska, recently divorced from a redhead, and has been doing 10 shows in three weeks.
- Met girl on Bumble, fish-hooked her while saying 'hook them horns'
- Has gay twin Tommy he uses to befriend women then seduce them
- Rants about Nazis potentially accepting Irish as master race
- Admitted being new and terrible at comedy
- Panel heavily criticized his Nazis and Hitler material
- Tony kicked him off stage without handshake
Set: Offensive material about Austin being boring and filled with ugly people, diverse crowd observations, and various social commentary with constant self-correction.
Interview: Discussed his nervousness on stage, his work selling boots at a South Congress boot store, his hair, cocaine use, and a bizarre roleplay where Tony plays a customer.
- Austin is so boring he'd drown himself in Lady Bird Lake
- Comments on various types of white people in diverse room
- References gooning, jerking off on cocaine ends poorly
- Tony criticized his contradictory observations about crowd diversity
- Elaborate boot-selling roleplay between Tony and Matt
- Dropped joke book and mic stand during interview
Set: Veteran comedian performing material about his cousin's wedding, conflict with the maid of honor, being told to leave groomsmen table, and his Googleable fame contradicted by search results.
Interview: Discussed attending his cousin Natron's black wedding, conflicts with fat bridesmaids, his friend Omar, and an aunt hitting on his friend at the reception.
- Maid of honor told him to stop bothering groomsmen table
- Woman asked 'who the fuck even is he' so he said 'Google me'
- Googled himself and found 'worst comedian of all time'
- Extended discussion about black weddings vs white weddings
- Panel engaged smoke detector joke callback from David Jolley
- Story about aunt trying to seduce his friend Omar at reception
Set: Three-year comedian performing observational comedy about his mixed heritage (Mexican-Asian), butter faces vs butter Adam's apples, and being attracted to a tall trans woman.
Interview: Discussed his three years in comedy, his work at a smoke shop, knowing Lemaire Lee, his past experience with swisher blunts, college debt, and his fiancée's student loan forgiveness.
- Looks like orange chicken because he's mixed Mexican-Asian
- Prefers butter faces but Austin has butter Adam's apples
- Six-foot woman with huge Adam's apple, asked if she had extra ACLs
- Lemaire Lee confirmed they know each other as 'bros'
- Panel noted his very Asian eyes despite minimal Asian heritage
- Revealed $50k student debt from dropping out after three years
Set: Very brief set mentioning BetterHelp sponsorship, followed by joke about Pedophiles/pet care confusion, minimal actual comedy material.
Interview: Discussed his two years in comedy, recent move to Austin, leaving advertising career, and starting a comedy club called 'Dumb Comedy Club' across from the Sunset Strip.
- Quick joke confusing 'pedophiles' with pet care facility
- Revealed he clapped for himself after introduction, incredibly rare
- Extended interview about his tumultuous one-month relationship
- Described unprotected sex with 26-year-old ex-model while he's 35
- Admitted girl broke into his unlocked apartment
- Tony measured him with tape measure proving he lied about height
Set: Material about her mixed Hispanic-white heritage, mother's accent mispronouncing her name, father calling her stupid and ugly, parents' regret over her still living at home at 27.
Interview: Discussed her legendary horse noise impressions, her autism diagnosis, her parasocial crush on YouTuber Podcastage, and having never been on an actual date.
- Mom's thick accent can't pronounce her name, calls her Sarita
- Dad calls her stupid and ugly as fun family dynamic
- Parents said they never imagined 22-year-old still home, she's 27
- Performs her famous horse noise impression multiple times
- Panel members attempt horse noise including Luis J and Lemaire Lee
- Revealed autism diagnosis during interview
- Discussed parasocial crush on YouTuber Podcastage/Bandrew
- Admitted to never being on an actual date
Colton Jones
Luis J Gomez
Interview: Discussed his record appearances on Kill Tony, his shadow ban status on social media, the show's view counts, his Puerto Rican garbage status, and his involvement with Skank Fest and Legion of Skanks.
- Tony claims Luis has record for least-watched Kill Tony episodes
- Tony acknowledges his love for 'Puerto Rican garbage' despite view counts
Lemaire Lee
Interview: Discussed his pro wrestling fandom, his role as a panel guest, his relationship history including dead girlfriend from pancreatitis, and his comedic style.
- Revealed his dead girlfriend from Lancaster Pennsylvania died of pancreatitis
- Tony warned him to stop making controversial jokes about Trump
- Performed horse noise impression multiple times with cast