Kill Tony #714 — Luis J Gomez, Lemaire Lee
Guests: Luis J Gomez · Lemaire Lee
Lineup
Set: Jokes about dating, unwanted sexual acts during sex, and accidental misunderstandings. References her past art sales and personal dating mishaps.
Interview: Discussed her eight years of stand-up, her past paintings she sold at shows, recent life events including a homeless friend she adopted at a hotel, and the recent death of a friend from ketamine overdose.
- Black belt and dick sucking joke about her necklace from Claire's
- Only would suck a dick to refuse a UTI
- Unexpected slaps in face during sex, doesn't know why
- Revealed friend died from ketamine overdose, emotional moment
- Admitted to painting herself on toilet to sell at comedy shows
- Panel criticized her roast attempts at Red Band
Set: Comedy about workplace frustrations, managers on cocaine and coffee, and the disconnect between employer expectations and employee reality. Fast-paced delivery with repeated complaints.
Interview: Discussed his previous appearance and redemption moment, his Puerto Rican identity as Taino, his recent heart attack recovery, and his past experience doing backyard wrestling.
- Managers ask 'where do you see yourself in five years'
- Manager hopped up on cocaine vs employee high on weed mismatch
- Long list of workplace tasks including inventory and filing
- Panel discusses his Taino indigenous Puerto Rican heritage
- Revealed heart attack a year ago, still in recovery
- Mentioned backyard wrestling with swanton bombs off playground equipment
Set: Very new comedian with highly offensive material about meeting women through dating apps, claiming to have a gay twin brother as an alter ego to seduce women, and crude sexual jokes.
Interview: Admitted to being one month into stand-up comedy, owning a semi-trailer rental company in Omaha, Nebraska, recently divorced from a redhead, and has been doing 10 shows in three weeks.
- Met girl on Bumble, fish-hooked her while saying 'hook them horns'
- Has gay twin Tommy he uses to befriend women then seduce them
- Rants about Nazis potentially accepting Irish as master race
- Admitted being new and terrible at comedy
- Panel heavily criticized his Nazis and Hitler material
- Tony kicked him off stage without handshake
Matt Sargeant
Set: Veteran comedian performing material about his cousin's wedding, conflict with the maid of honor, being told to leave groomsmen table, and his Googleable fame contradicted by search results.
Interview: Discussed attending his cousin Natron's black wedding, conflicts with fat bridesmaids, his friend Omar, and an aunt hitting on his friend at the reception.
- Maid of honor told him to stop bothering groomsmen table
- Woman asked 'who the fuck even is he' so he said 'Google me'
- Googled himself and found 'worst comedian of all time'
- Extended discussion about black weddings vs white weddings
- Panel engaged smoke detector joke callback from David Jolley
- Story about aunt trying to seduce his friend Omar at reception
Set: Three-year comedian performing observational comedy about his mixed heritage (Mexican-Asian), butter faces vs butter Adam's apples, and being attracted to a tall trans woman.
Interview: Discussed his three years in comedy, his work at a smoke shop, knowing Lemaire Lee, his past experience with swisher blunts, college debt, and his fiancée's student loan forgiveness.
- Looks like orange chicken because he's mixed Mexican-Asian
- Prefers butter faces but Austin has butter Adam's apples
- Six-foot woman with huge Adam's apple, asked if she had extra ACLs
- Lemaire Lee confirmed they know each other as 'bros'
- Panel noted his very Asian eyes despite minimal Asian heritage
- Revealed $50k student debt from dropping out after three years
Set: Material about her mixed Hispanic-white heritage, mother's accent mispronouncing her name, father calling her stupid and ugly, parents' regret over her still living at home at 27.
Interview: Discussed her legendary horse noise impressions, her autism diagnosis, her parasocial crush on YouTuber Podcastage, and having never been on an actual date.
- Mom's thick accent can't pronounce her name, calls her Sarita
- Dad calls her stupid and ugly as fun family dynamic
- Parents said they never imagined 22-year-old still home, she's 27
- Performs her famous horse noise impression multiple times
- Panel members attempt horse noise including Luis J and Lemaire Lee
- Revealed autism diagnosis during interview
- Discussed parasocial crush on YouTuber Podcastage/Bandrew
- Admitted to never being on an actual date