Sarah Sloan
Sarah Sloan has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Sarah performed jokes about Whimo cars, bragging about Black friends, animal impressions (nasty giraffe who is Taylor Swift), and demonstrated her signature horse noise.
- Got in Whimo car, asked to go on an experience never done.
- Hates when people brag about Black friends, why brag about bad friends.
- Nasty giraffe impression is Taylor Swift with new album.
Sarah's set included jokes about looking like someone who goes to the gym to poop, respecting Helen Keller and coining 'talk to the hand,' excitement about having a husband, and demonstrating a greeting where she tells her future husband to stop hitting her.
- Looks like a girl who goes to gym but just to poop
- Helen Keller coined 'talk to the hand' but probably sounded different
- Future husband greeting will be 'stop hitting us' with hand gesture
Material about her mixed Hispanic-white heritage, mother's accent mispronouncing her name, father calling her stupid and ugly, parents' regret over her still living at home at 27.
- Mom's thick accent can't pronounce her name, calls her Sarita
- Dad calls her stupid and ugly as fun family dynamic
- Parents said they never imagined 22-year-old still home, she's 27
Sarah self-deprecates about her appearance, Harvey Weinstein, being called 'mid,' lack of dating success, and jokes about being grateful men are calling her.
- Harvey Weinstein wouldn't harass her; too unattractive and too legal trouble.
- Guys calling her 'mid' is actually progress since at least they're calling.