Kill Tony #585 — Tom Segura

Set: Hans opens with political material about Beto O'Rourke's loss and a controversial Red Wave abortion joke, followed by STD/football punchlines. The set awkwardly requires explanation during the interview.

Interview: Tony and Tom grill Hans on his unclear Red Wave joke logic, his two watches (one decorative, one functional with large numbers), and his recent trip to San Francisco where he stayed in a $68 motel with his girlfriend.

Set: Holly performs observational comedy about her porn-sounding name, her mixed ethnicity (Scottish, Welsh, and her mom did porn), and her exotic Joe Exotic appearance.

Interview: Holly discusses working at a non-profit helping homeless people in Austin, having been sober for six months to lose weight, being from Corpus Christi, and having a software developer boyfriend.

Set: Zac delivers raunchy material about leaving his dog in a hot car, lying about his dog's weight to get an apartment, a Tinder date with a trans woman, and lazy eye jokes.

Interview: Zac reveals he just moved from Buffalo to Austin two weeks ago, quit his factory job after 10 years, flipped three houses, and has metal clamps on his heart from superventricular tachycardia.

Set: Steve-O tells an extended story about inventing the term 'butt chug' by accident, involving beer bonging through his nose, then attempting it anally with increasingly graphic details.

Interview: Steve-O discusses his 20+ year career, gratitude for stand-up comedy, being a long-time Comedy Store regular, and his recent special featuring him painting his genitals.

Set: Video montage of Michael's previous Kill Tony appearances showing his evolution as a comedian in a wheelchair, roasting with brutal honesty, and building trust with the community.

Interview: Michael receives the inaugural Kill Tony Hall of Fame award, gives an emotional acceptance speech, discusses his newfound comedy community, and reflects on mortality and friendship.

Set: David delivers political roast material about midterm elections, Georgia governor candidates, DeSantis's wrestler-like speech delivery, and Herschel Walker being irrelevant for 37 years.

Interview: Tom and Tony extensively roast David's yellow shirt with chicken wings design, comparing him to various things, while David holds his own with callbacks and witty responses.

Set: Rhyder's first stand-up set covers Texas abortion laws vs Idaho abortion laws, being almost deported to Mexico three times despite not being Mexican, scary homeless people in Austin, and a Jafar comparison.

Interview: Rhyder is visiting Austin from northern Idaho for the first time, reveals he's 27, works for a power company, enjoys jet boating on the Snake River, and attended UT tailgate.

Set: Ali discusses moving from Arizona to Austin being surprisingly liberal, scary homeless people on Sixth Street including one who looks explosion-survived, being asked for money and insulting him creatively.

Interview: Ali returns to show after one year, works delivery for Uber Eats, recently got in a car accident, had his car totaled, has a non-existent love life, and can do various impressions.

Set: William performs seasonal material about exit polls asking Black people insensitive questions, then pivots to Jay Leno's car fire accident and Stevo's burned face reaction.

Interview: William discusses his difficult week including his aunt getting trapped in Target play equipment while trying to rob it, and dying before being found a week later.