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Kill Tony #586 — deadmau5, George Perez

📅 November 14, 2022 📍 Austin, TX Vulcan Gas Company 🎤 10 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

Guests: deadmau5 · George Perez

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Lineup

1

Hans Kim

Regular

Set: Hans performs verified Twitter status jokes, liberal political commentary, and casual observational humor about war losses and Russian military struggles.

Interview: Hans discusses his recent comedy tour across California, staying at the Friendship Motor Inn, phone sex with his girlfriend, and various personal details.

Bits:
  • Liberals would tip slaves on a plantation
  • Russians losing a war they can drive to vs Oklahomans avoiding Disney World
Moments:
  • Hans discusses explicit sexual details on stage with confidence
2

Michael Quinn

Set: Michael describes a traumatic Iraq War convoy ambush that killed his company commander, framed as a dark comedy about incorrect jokes and mistaken identity.

Interview: Michael discusses his 20-year Army career, injury from IED, work as a veteran counselor, his autistic son, and his conspiracy theories including a botched Arabic tattoo.

Bits:
  • Telling dying captain he'll be okay after losing limbs in explosion
Moments:
  • Heartfelt appreciation from Tony and guests for military service
3

James Harvey

Set: James performs bits about Black Jesus, illegal fortune-telling laws in Baltimore, and Venezuelan food trucks, with commentary on Canadian versus American freedoms.

Interview: James discusses his three weeks in US, plans to stay forever, COVID impact on Vancouver comedy, high gas prices, and his illegal donkey ride into Nepal.

Bits:
  • Jesus was Black and bad at swimming, had to walk on water
  • Baltimore fortune-telling illegal because no one has a future there
Moments:
  • Deadmau5 (fellow Canadian) bonds with James over Ontario hometowns
4

Michael Lehrer

Set: Michael performs over 3 minutes of material on assisted suicide attempt, chatty Uber driver, nursing care in Portland, and dignified death reflections.

Interview: Michael discusses his recent move to Portland, scheduled assisted suicide attempt that he cancelled, and his current life with round-the-clock nursing care.

Bits:
  • Chatty Uber driver after failed suicide attempt asks if working tomorrow
  • Black nurses haven't heard of Joe Rogan vs Chadwick Boseman
Moments:
  • Michael Lehrer gets extended stage time as legendary regular
5

Jimmy Clifford

Set: Jimmy performs on naming skin tones for Crayola, Black Jesus references, and crude jokes about race and job discomfort.

Interview: Jimmy discusses being a 26-year-old lesbian from Austin, moved from New York during pandemic, dating girlfriend from Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

Bits:
  • Naming skin tone crayons is scarier than ice road trucking job
Moments:
  • Sexual banter between Jimmy and George Perez on stage
6

Mel Safi

Set: Mel performs about pregnancy, her father's prison escape to Mexico, adopting a new identity, and Latina stereotypes about cleaning.

Interview: Mel confirms father's true story of escaping federal prison, assuming new identity in Mexico, and details of her parents' separation.

Bits:
  • Pronouns are they/them because she's two people while pregnant
  • Housewife with WAP not a mop, doesn't clean
Moments:
  • Tony gets Mel to say 'wetback' by framing as pregnancy water break
7

Michael Malamud

Set: Michael performs minimal material about sleeping under rocks, dreams about Kanye and Jews, with cryptic references and sparse punchlines.

Interview: Michael discusses being 30 without driver's license, commuting via bicycle, recent job loss from plumbing, and current position at Juiceland food truck.

Bits:
  • Sleeping under wet rock near building for six weeks before show
Moments:
  • Michael Malamud's third appearance builds on legendary silent first set reputation
8

Reier Cammerman

Set: Reier performs about moving into someone's house undetected, dressing as a pillowcase, sexual ambiguity, and dating app confusion.

Interview: Reier discusses being 21, year-and-a-half stand-up career, move from Chicago to Austin, work as nanny, wrestling background, and being mugged multiple times.

Bits:
  • Name sounds like gay lion roaring, moved into house without telling owner
Moments:
  • Reier reveals she's a virgin and had painter girlfriend paint her picture
9

Rodolfo Reyes

Set: Rodolfo performs edgy material about Demi Lovato pronouns, dog owners, shroom trips talking to animals, and fat people eating salads.

Interview: Rodolfo discusses being 29, moving to Austin six months ago from Orange County, working as HEB manager, recent death of father and cousin.

Bits:
  • Demi Lovato pronouns don't matter, would still date them
  • Fat people ordering salad at restaurants is absurd
Moments:
  • Rodolfo reveals father just passed Tuesday and cousin Friday of same week
10

William Montgomery

Regular

Set: William performs topical material on Red Scare podcast, Green Power Ranger death conspiracy, Herschel Walker election, Cormac McCarthy reading, and Chili's bathroom advances on Jay Leno.

Interview: William discusses wearing two denim types for Jay Leno memorial (false death), Black Friday plans, solid gold Chili's belt buckle, reading new Cormac McCarthy book.

Bits:
  • Green Power Ranger detonated bomb vest in Pakistan village
  • Herschel Walker should've let illegitimate children be born for election
Moments:
  • William makes up Jay Leno death story on air, double-downs repeatedly
  • Heated exchange with female audience member during set