Kill Tony #586 — deadmau5, George Perez
Guests: deadmau5 · George Perez
Lineup
Set: Hans performs verified Twitter status jokes, liberal political commentary, and casual observational humor about war losses and Russian military struggles.
Interview: Hans discusses his recent comedy tour across California, staying at the Friendship Motor Inn, phone sex with his girlfriend, and various personal details.
- Liberals would tip slaves on a plantation
- Russians losing a war they can drive to vs Oklahomans avoiding Disney World
- Hans discusses explicit sexual details on stage with confidence
Set: Michael describes a traumatic Iraq War convoy ambush that killed his company commander, framed as a dark comedy about incorrect jokes and mistaken identity.
Interview: Michael discusses his 20-year Army career, injury from IED, work as a veteran counselor, his autistic son, and his conspiracy theories including a botched Arabic tattoo.
- Telling dying captain he'll be okay after losing limbs in explosion
- Heartfelt appreciation from Tony and guests for military service
Set: James performs bits about Black Jesus, illegal fortune-telling laws in Baltimore, and Venezuelan food trucks, with commentary on Canadian versus American freedoms.
Interview: James discusses his three weeks in US, plans to stay forever, COVID impact on Vancouver comedy, high gas prices, and his illegal donkey ride into Nepal.
- Jesus was Black and bad at swimming, had to walk on water
- Baltimore fortune-telling illegal because no one has a future there
- Deadmau5 (fellow Canadian) bonds with James over Ontario hometowns
Set: Michael performs over 3 minutes of material on assisted suicide attempt, chatty Uber driver, nursing care in Portland, and dignified death reflections.
Interview: Michael discusses his recent move to Portland, scheduled assisted suicide attempt that he cancelled, and his current life with round-the-clock nursing care.
- Chatty Uber driver after failed suicide attempt asks if working tomorrow
- Black nurses haven't heard of Joe Rogan vs Chadwick Boseman
- Michael Lehrer gets extended stage time as legendary regular
Set: Jimmy performs on naming skin tones for Crayola, Black Jesus references, and crude jokes about race and job discomfort.
Interview: Jimmy discusses being a 26-year-old lesbian from Austin, moved from New York during pandemic, dating girlfriend from Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
- Naming skin tone crayons is scarier than ice road trucking job
- Sexual banter between Jimmy and George Perez on stage
Mel Safi
Set: Mel performs about pregnancy, her father's prison escape to Mexico, adopting a new identity, and Latina stereotypes about cleaning.
Interview: Mel confirms father's true story of escaping federal prison, assuming new identity in Mexico, and details of her parents' separation.
- Pronouns are they/them because she's two people while pregnant
- Housewife with WAP not a mop, doesn't clean
- Tony gets Mel to say 'wetback' by framing as pregnancy water break
Set: Michael performs minimal material about sleeping under rocks, dreams about Kanye and Jews, with cryptic references and sparse punchlines.
Interview: Michael discusses being 30 without driver's license, commuting via bicycle, recent job loss from plumbing, and current position at Juiceland food truck.
- Sleeping under wet rock near building for six weeks before show
- Michael Malamud's third appearance builds on legendary silent first set reputation
Set: Reier performs about moving into someone's house undetected, dressing as a pillowcase, sexual ambiguity, and dating app confusion.
Interview: Reier discusses being 21, year-and-a-half stand-up career, move from Chicago to Austin, work as nanny, wrestling background, and being mugged multiple times.
- Name sounds like gay lion roaring, moved into house without telling owner
- Reier reveals she's a virgin and had painter girlfriend paint her picture
Set: Rodolfo performs edgy material about Demi Lovato pronouns, dog owners, shroom trips talking to animals, and fat people eating salads.
Interview: Rodolfo discusses being 29, moving to Austin six months ago from Orange County, working as HEB manager, recent death of father and cousin.
- Demi Lovato pronouns don't matter, would still date them
- Fat people ordering salad at restaurants is absurd
- Rodolfo reveals father just passed Tuesday and cousin Friday of same week
Set: William performs topical material on Red Scare podcast, Green Power Ranger death conspiracy, Herschel Walker election, Cormac McCarthy reading, and Chili's bathroom advances on Jay Leno.
Interview: William discusses wearing two denim types for Jay Leno memorial (false death), Black Friday plans, solid gold Chili's belt buckle, reading new Cormac McCarthy book.
- Green Power Ranger detonated bomb vest in Pakistan village
- Herschel Walker should've let illegitimate children be born for election
- William makes up Jay Leno death story on air, double-downs repeatedly
- Heated exchange with female audience member during set