Kill Tony #584 — Ryan Long, Chris Faga

Set: Hans jokes about riding a moped and being mistaken for a delivery driver, references Kyrie Irving's anti-Semitic post and having to give money to Jewish people.

Interview: Tony and guests roast Hans about his giant helmet and discuss his recent trip to NYC with Tony, his loud urination, and his interest in Japanese pornography.

Set: Leonarda performs conspiracy theories including distrust of government, jokes about UFOs actually being demons because Hillary Clinton said they're real, and jokes about vaccines not working and signing her dad up for boosters.

Interview: Tony discusses Leonarda's move from New York to Austin, her recent Instagram ban for a trans baby sketch, her three-and-a-half years of comedy, and her recent breakup.

Set: Michael talks about selling weed to white people outside the venue, having three daughters and learning about women from them, and his daughter coming out as liking girls. Attempts to plug Instagram during set.

Interview: Tony discovers Michael is retired from military, served at Fort Bragg, is a full-time dad in Austin with his wife who does hair, and smokes marijuana heavily.

Set: David performs dark material about girls using therapy language, consent, and uses a controversial rape joke including 'Beetlejuice' reference about how rape requires three 'no's like the summoning word.

Interview: Extended roast session with Tony, Ryan Long, and Chris Faga where they exchange jokes about clothing, appearance, and body type. David references Tampa shows December 16-17.

Set: Cristina jokes about drunk driving and hitting kids, not being sexually experienced and starfishing during a one-night stand, and uses Patrick joke callback.

Interview: Tony discusses her one-and-a-half year comedy timeline in Austin, her move from Stockton California, her drunk alter ego, getting kicked out of Vegas clubs, and Thursday show booking.

Set: Joe performs material about Will Smith and Chris Rock Oscars incident, Jim Carrey's reaction, and uses references to 'please' and 'to infinity and beyond' energy.

Interview: Tony aggressively critiques Joe's performance as one of the worst ever on the show, questions his comedy background, learns he's from Manitowoc Wisconsin and works at Longhorn Steakhouse.

Set: Mel jokes about being pregnant with her third child, distances to abortion clinics, her husband Amza Muhammad from Afghanistan, and discusses her blended family situation.

Interview: Tony discusses her husband Amza, his Afghan background, their meeting on Bumble, his tech sales job and flight lessons. Tony and guests make 9/11 and Taliban jokes throughout.

Set: Austin tells joke about father dying from Lou Gehrig's disease but not knowing he played baseball, discusses being in a blended family, and references his wife being a widow they met.

Interview: Tony learns Austin is 42, retired from fire department as firefighter/paramedic, recently started barber college, has two kids with his wife Steph who he caught falling out of a car.

Set: Uncle Lazer performs about looking like Hitler's wet dream and Brad Pitt of the inbred community, attracting middle-aged single mothers for their snacks, and a woman from Florida offering a Greyhound bus ticket.

Interview: Tony discusses Uncle Lazer's oil field job in New Mexico, his vivid dreams there, getting chlamydia recently, his neighbor Ethel's tree root problems costing him twenty thousand dollars.

Set: William performs material about Dog the Bounty Hunter recognizing him in Hawaii, Texas losing to Sandy Hook parents in a lawsuit, and Biden telling someone nobody fucks with a Biden unless you're Hunter.

Interview: Tony discusses William's recent Hawaii trip where he was delayed five hours, his current high state from smoking three blunts, his sobriety break in Hawaii with margaritas, and ice cream consumption.