Cristina Mariani
Cristina Mariani has performed on Kill Tony 5 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Featured guest this episode.
Cristina performs jokes about loving Asian men and being technically a virgin, internalized racism passed down generationally, and a joke about instinctively grabbing her purse when a Black man approaches her, but he steals her wallet anyway.
- All ex-boyfriends are Asian, making her technically still a virgin
- Learned internalized racism, instinctively grabbed purse but got robbed anyway
Cristina jokes about drunk driving and hitting kids, not being sexually experienced and starfishing during a one-night stand, and uses Patrick joke callback.
- Hit kids while drunk driving, reaction times fine
- Asked friend what to do in bed, told to starfish
- Patrick from SpongeBob response as punchline
Self-deprecating set about not having sex, comparing food to sexual satisfaction, and a punchline about Five Guys burgers as a sexual substitute.
- Both sex and good food make me moan then vomit
- Housemate thought she had overnight guest but it was Five Guys
Cristina told jokes about being tall and how it affects sex, referenced crying during Leonardo DiCaprio's death in Django Unchained, and discussed being a sensitive person.
- Being tall means she can't be picked up during sex
- Cried when Leo died in Django Unchained like he was real