Kill Tony #535 — Hans Kim

Set: Jiaoying opened with a joke about Hans stealing chopsticks, then riffed on American stereotypes about dog neutering, pumpkin spice lattes, and made a callback joke about being Korean.

Interview: Revealed she was Miss China, discussed her failed acting career due to her accent and appearance, and how she eventually married a rich American after being rejected from roles like Crazy Rich Asians.

Set: Dallas told crude jokes about a blackout drunk heckler's genitalia and made self-deprecating comedy about his poor joke-writing abilities before transitioning to jokes about his grandma hating China.

Interview: Revealed he's a fire inspector who sells weed, has three DWIs, plays disc golf, and admitted to paying a hooker while high on cocaine whose services he couldn't perform.

Set: Jared delivered jokes about people with special needs deserving free hookers and made self-aware observations comparing himself to a famous trainer, stuttering through much of the set.

Interview: Revealed he's from Toronto/Winnipeg, 36 years old, has autism/down syndrome/psoriasis, watches Kill Tony, recently arrived in America on Wednesday, receives disability in Canada, smokes weed to improve speech clarity.

Set: Cristina told jokes about being tall and how it affects sex, referenced crying during Leonardo DiCaprio's death in Django Unchained, and discussed being a sensitive person.

Interview: Discussed her accordion playing, 7 months stand-up experience, born in Stockton California, lived in Italy, is shy, lives with comedian Ridge Hershberger, recently visited California and Outside Lands music festival.

Set: Wesley delivered an extremely crude abortion joke about a father ejaculating inside a pregnant mother, killing the baby, and making a pro-life callback. The set bombed significantly.

Interview: First-time comedian, 24 years old, machinist who makes military injection molds, recently moved to Austin from Pittsburgh, used mushrooms to decide to move to Austin, does longboarding and hammocking.

Set: Nick told jokes about Nashville needing its own sushi roll, his attraction to single moms/milfs, and a callback joke about a girl giving him Go-Gurt instead of Capri Sun after sex.

Interview: First-time on show, doing stand-up since beginning of 2022, 28 years old, works in pharmaceutical inside sales making around $50k, has two mechanical engineer roommates he does laundry for.

Set: Ron gave an intellectual joke about Elon Musk's brain implant, suggesting it should be shaped like a cockroach and inserted in the rectum for internet access.

Interview: First-time comedian, Uber driver (2.5 years), formerly installed windshields, from LA born in Van Nuys, moved to Dallas to meet a girl, now in Austin 4 months, claims to be the original Honeycomb Kid from 1983 MTV commercial.

Set: Ben told jokes about Canadian weed warning labels mentioning schizophrenia and breast milk THC content, and observed that everyone has gotten too high watching long YouTube ads.

Interview: 10 years stand-up experience, from Toronto, escaped Canada, makes money from Patreon, girlfriend hosts financial news show interviewing billionaires, made sketch with Jared about Omicron variant, been in America 1.5 months.

Set: William delivered tight jokes about his son at the gun show, the Godfather horse head reference, chaperoning proms and playing Adam's Song by Blink182, and working at Chuck E. Cheese trying to bond with high school coworkers.

Interview: Recently got sober 6 months ago, playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas obsessively (16 hours/2 days), leading an all-Black gang in the game, killing innocent people and hookers, suffering insomnia from guilt, planning to get tattoo tonight.