Kill Tony #701 — Andrew Dice Clay

Set: Misty's Kill Tony debut where she discusses recognizing Tony in his comedy special and compares him to her ex-husband. She reveals she needs a kidney transplant and is on a waiting list.

Interview: Tony discovers during the interview that Misty has FSGS (focal segmental glomerulosclerosis) and needs a kidney transplant. Discussion covers her blood type (A positive), her kidney disease timeline, and Red Band surprisingly reveals he has kidney problems too.

Set: Karl's first time doing stand-up. He discusses being bullied in middle school, covering shame with tattoos including a crow on his head, doing drugs, going to prison, and smuggling drugs into prison up his rectum.

Interview: Karl reveals he's 44, was first-time performer, and spent 18 months in prison for residential burglary. Discussion covers his methods of breaking into homes, the specific items he stole, and his remarkable 11 years of sobriety and subsequent construction business.

Set: Whitney performs roast material from Jelly Roll's birthday roast, focusing primarily on roasting Tony Hinchcliffe about the Trump rally disaster, his appearance, and his friendships.

Set: Dante discusses meeting his new fiancée, her nervousness meeting his large family at Thanksgiving, their kinky relationship humor, and tells street jokes about dressing/stuffing innuendo and poodle jokes.

Interview: Dante reveals he came to Kill Tony with his fiancée of 4 months, they're from Orlando, and he builds pools. Discussion covers his second marriage, his fiancée's background, and Tony roasts him for doing memorized street jokes rather than writing original material.

Set: Mike's first time performing. He does edgy material about gay pregnancy, double-ended fleshlights, and crude gay jokes with graphic descriptions and minimal punchline structure.

Interview: Mike reveals he's 40 years old, first-time performer, trying to promote a card game he invented. Tony roasts him extensively and cuts the interview short, dismissing him as mentally ill.

Set: Kandyce discusses being hypocritical about health (refusing COVID vaccine but taking Ozempic), weight loss struggles especially in her thighs, and makes jokes comparing her dark inner thighs to Black culture references.

Interview: Kandyce reveals 11 years of stand-up experience, just moved to Austin a month ago from Tampa, lost 68 lbs, works in phone sales at a debt consolidation company, and is married to an Indian man she met on Plenty of Fish.

Set: TJ discusses being mistaken for Kobe Bryant, his 23andMe results showing Asians in Austin, politics, his trip to Japan, and jokes about Kamala Harris and Mexico City mole.

Interview: TJ reveals he's 6'3", Sri Lankan, adopted by Italians, recently quit corporate banking job, moved to Austin three days prior from Toronto, works in reputation management, and has been doing stand-up for just over a year.

Set: JP's second Kill Tony appearance after a previous show where he couldn't do full interview due to lawsuit. He discusses his ancestry DNA results, friend asking about political views, and Mexico City mole cooking lesson.

Interview: JP reveals he's an adopted Asian raised by Italians, his last name is French-origin, he's involved in a lawsuit with his ex-fiancée who stole his YouTube channel, she outed him as gay which he used strategically to get his phone back.

Set: Cristina performs jokes about loving Asian men and being technically a virgin, internalized racism passed down generationally, and a joke about instinctively grabbing her purse when a Black man approaches her, but he steals her wallet anyway.

Interview: Cristina reveals she's been doing stand-up for 3 years, previously appeared on show at Vulcan Comedy Club, works as door person at the Mothership, is starting to headline shows, has a Vegas show on the 21st, runs 3-6 miles daily for anxiety, and is signed up for a half marathon.